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Tom M
Tom M
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Old time Rode Warrior

Old time Rode Warrior -

 

 

Cowboy.

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Tom M
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A big truck driver is getting

A big truck driver is getting ready to go to bed. What do you call them?

 

 

A tuck (-ered out) diver.

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Kavanagh
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I've just read that The

I've just read that The Innuendo Society has seen a huge rise in its members.

Richard

Tom M
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You why lawn care is

You know why lawn care is expensive?

 

They get paid by the Yard.

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Tom M
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What is the nickname of the

What is the nickname of the largest motherboard ever created?

 

 

 

The Mother of All boards.....

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Tom M
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Kavanagh wrote: I've just

Kavanagh wrote:

I've just read that The Innuendo Society has seen a huge rise in its members.

Is this a guy's only group or can girls join too?

I'll just nip along now.

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Kavanagh
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My wife is blaming me for

My wife is blaming me for ruining her birthday… that's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was her birthday!

Richard

Tom M
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grin

grin

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Tom M
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Would a Detective with a very

Would a Detective with a very low success rate be called "clueless"?

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Kavanagh
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The Force is just like duct

The Force is just like duct tape....

it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together

Richard

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