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Tom M
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Writers Block - the brick

Writers Block - the brick writers hit their head with.

 

Or

A location in the City chiefly inhabited by....

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Tom M
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Would second attempt of a

Would a second attempt of a pont after touchdown (American Football) be considered a "reboot"?

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Tom M
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Fall-a-part - N. - a

Fall-a-part - N. - a designated portion of the Fall season.

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Tom M
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Bigfoot - most 7' tall

Bigfoot - most 7' tall basketball players.

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GWGeorge007
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Tom, You must be bored out

Tom,

You must be bored out of your mind!  Are you thinking up these 'jokes', or are you reading them out of a book?

George

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Tom M
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GWGeorge007 wrote: Tom, You

GWGeorge007 wrote:

Tom,

You must be bored out of your mind!  Are you thinking up these 'jokes', or are you reading them out of a book?

The bumper sticker post is one I have read/heard.

The rest are ones I thought were punny. And least one references my willingness to get out of bed.

I do have a book of jokes by a Dennis the Menace script writer.

When I post those I normally attribute them.

Tom M

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Kavanagh
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I need to re-home a dog. It's

I need to re-home a dog. It's a small terrier, and tends to bark a lot.
If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over next door's fence and get it for you!

Richard

Tom M
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Snicker.

Snicker.

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Tom M
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https://www.facebook.com/grou

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Tom M
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Old time Rode Warrior

Old time Rode Warrior -

 

 

Cowboy.

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