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Phil
Phil
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Tom M wrote: Phil

29 Nov 2024 3:23:38 UTC
Message 230235 in response to message 230208
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    Tom M wrote:

    Phil wrote:

    For sale, Me. Made in 1963. Mostly original parts...  Best offer.

    $99.95 but you must be self shipped.

    +1

     

    I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

    Phil
    Phil
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    Remember, Youth and Talent

    29 Nov 2024 17:10:47 UTC
    Message 230265
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      Remember, Youth and Talent are no Match for Age and Treachery.

       

      I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

      Phil
      Phil
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      I thought this was important

      30 Nov 2024 16:08:07 UTC
      Message 230294
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        I thought this was important enough to post.

        Dangers of DiHydrogen Monoxide

        Hope you get a good belly laugh.

         

        I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

        Kavanagh
        Kavanagh
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        I went to the doctor's this

        1 Dec 2024 8:24:21 UTC
        Message 230327
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          I went to the doctor's this morning with a sore throat and I said that I'd been eating the Christmas decorations.
          He replied "Ah, you've got tinsellitis"

          Richard

          Tom M
          Tom M
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          Groan. Maybe you should

          1 Dec 2024 22:15:21 UTC
          Message 230356 in response to message 230327
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            Groan.

            Maybe you should try pine needles? They may only punchure your throat?

             

            A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

            Tom M
            Tom M
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            Who is worth more dead than

            1 Dec 2024 22:34:20 UTC
            Message 230357
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              Who is worth more dead than alive?

              Any oldster of moderate means and Life Insurance?

              A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

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