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Phil
Phil
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Tom M wrote: Phil

Tom M wrote:

Phil wrote:

For sale, Me. Made in 1963. Mostly original parts...  Best offer.

$99.95 but you must be self shipped.

+1

 

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

Phil
Phil
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Remember, Youth and Talent

Remember, Youth and Talent are no Match for Age and Treachery.

 

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

Phil
Phil
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I thought this was important

I thought this was important enough to post.

Dangers of DiHydrogen Monoxide

Hope you get a good belly laugh.

 

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

Kavanagh
Kavanagh
Joined: 29 Oct 06
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I went to the doctor's this

I went to the doctor's this morning with a sore throat and I said that I'd been eating the Christmas decorations.
He replied "Ah, you've got tinsellitis"

Richard

Tom M
Tom M
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Groan. Maybe you should

Groan.

Maybe you should try pine needles? They may only punchure your throat?

 

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
Tom M
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Who is worth more dead than

Who is worth more dead than alive?

Any oldster of moderate means and Life Insurance?

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

RandyC
RandyC
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Humans are deuterostomes.

Humans are deuterostomes. That means that when they develop in the womb, the first part that forms is the anus. Which means that at one point you were nothing but a pure a$$hole!

Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

Kavanagh
Kavanagh
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RandyC wrote: Humans are

RandyC wrote:

Humans are deuterostomes. That means that when they develop in the womb, the first part that forms is the anus. Which means that at one point you were nothing but a pure a$$hole!

 

I can think of a few politicians who have never grown up.

Richard

Kavanagh
Kavanagh
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I did an online IQ test the

I did an online IQ test the other day and was delighted when the results came back negative.

Richard

Tom M
Tom M
Joined: 2 Feb 06
Posts: 6504
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RAC: 3420612

Kavanagh wrote: I did an

Kavanagh wrote:

I did an online IQ test the other day and was delighted when the results came back negative.

!

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

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