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Phil
Phil
Joined: 8 Jun 14
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Tom M wrote: Phil

Tom M wrote:

Phil wrote:

For sale, Me. Made in 1963. Mostly original parts...  Best offer.

$99.95 but you must be self shipped.

+1

 

Phil

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

Phil
Phil
Joined: 8 Jun 14
Posts: 862
Credit: 836244379
RAC: 9589588

Remember, Youth and Talent

Remember, Youth and Talent are no Match for Age and Treachery.

 

Phil

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

Phil
Phil
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Posts: 862
Credit: 836244379
RAC: 9589588

I thought this was important

I thought this was important enough to post.

Dangers of DiHydrogen Monoxide

Hope you get a good belly laugh.

 

Phil

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

Kavanagh
Kavanagh
Joined: 29 Oct 06
Posts: 1975
Credit: 104166560
RAC: 11629

I went to the doctor's this

I went to the doctor's this morning with a sore throat and I said that I'd been eating the Christmas decorations.
He replied "Ah, you've got tinsellitis"

Richard

Tom M
Tom M
Joined: 2 Feb 06
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Groan. Maybe you should

Groan.

Maybe you should try pine needles? They may only punchure your throat?

 

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).

Tom M
Tom M
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Who is worth more dead than

Who is worth more dead than alive?

Any oldster of moderate means and Life Insurance?

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RandyC
RandyC
Joined: 18 Jan 05
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Humans are deuterostomes.

Humans are deuterostomes. That means that when they develop in the womb, the first part that forms is the anus. Which means that at one point you were nothing but a pure a$$hole!

Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

Kavanagh
Kavanagh
Joined: 29 Oct 06
Posts: 1975
Credit: 104166560
RAC: 11629

RandyC wrote: Humans are

RandyC wrote:

Humans are deuterostomes. That means that when they develop in the womb, the first part that forms is the anus. Which means that at one point you were nothing but a pure a$$hole!

 

I can think of a few politicians who have never grown up.

Richard

Kavanagh
Kavanagh
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Posts: 1975
Credit: 104166560
RAC: 11629

I did an online IQ test the

I did an online IQ test the other day and was delighted when the results came back negative.

Richard

Tom M
Tom M
Joined: 2 Feb 06
Posts: 6911
Credit: 9846395829
RAC: 4380317

Kavanagh wrote: I did an

Kavanagh wrote:

I did an online IQ test the other day and was delighted when the results came back negative.

!

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).

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