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Phil
Phil
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Tom M wrote: Phil

29 Nov 2024 3:23:38 UTC
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    Tom M wrote:

    Phil wrote:

    For sale, Me. Made in 1963. Mostly original parts...  Best offer.

    $99.95 but you must be self shipped.

    +1

     

    I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

    Phil
    Phil
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    Remember, Youth and Talent

    29 Nov 2024 17:10:47 UTC
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      Remember, Youth and Talent are no Match for Age and Treachery.

       

      I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

      Phil
      Phil
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      I thought this was important

      30 Nov 2024 16:08:07 UTC
      Message 230294
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        I thought this was important enough to post.

        Dangers of DiHydrogen Monoxide

        Hope you get a good belly laugh.

         

        I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

        Kavanagh
        Kavanagh
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        I went to the doctor's this

        1 Dec 2024 8:24:21 UTC
        Message 230327
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          I went to the doctor's this morning with a sore throat and I said that I'd been eating the Christmas decorations.
          He replied "Ah, you've got tinsellitis"

          Richard

          Tom M
          Tom M
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          Groan. Maybe you should

          1 Dec 2024 22:15:21 UTC
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            Groan.

            Maybe you should try pine needles? They may only punchure your throat?

             

            A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

            Tom M
            Tom M
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            Who is worth more dead than

            1 Dec 2024 22:34:20 UTC
            Message 230357
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              Who is worth more dead than alive?

              Any oldster of moderate means and Life Insurance?

              A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

              RandyC
              RandyC
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              Humans are deuterostomes.

              5 Dec 2024 3:26:08 UTC
              Message 230532
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                Humans are deuterostomes. That means that when they develop in the womb, the first part that forms is the anus. Which means that at one point you were nothing but a pure a$$hole!

                Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

                Kavanagh
                Kavanagh
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                RandyC wrote: Humans are

                5 Dec 2024 7:18:16 UTC
                Message 230538 in response to message 230532
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                  RandyC wrote:

                  Humans are deuterostomes. That means that when they develop in the womb, the first part that forms is the anus. Which means that at one point you were nothing but a pure a$$hole!

                   

                  I can think of a few politicians who have never grown up.

                  Richard

                  Kavanagh
                  Kavanagh
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                  I did an online IQ test the

                  5 Dec 2024 7:47:59 UTC
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                    I did an online IQ test the other day and was delighted when the results came back negative.

                    Richard

                    Tom M
                    Tom M
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                    Kavanagh wrote: I did an

                    5 Dec 2024 14:08:10 UTC
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                      Kavanagh wrote:

                      I did an online IQ test the other day and was delighted when the results came back negative.

                      !

                      A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

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