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Tom M
Tom M
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RandyC wrote: Since they

RandyC wrote:

Since they keep saying "don't try this at home", I've decided to come over and do it at yours.

I will be right over.  Don't change addresses.....

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Tom M
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RandyC wrote: If the grocery

RandyC wrote:

If the grocery store has a "health foods" section, then what's in the rest of the store?

This sounds like a Reader's Digest "Points to Ponder" except it might be too nasty for them....

I am suspect the answer is "Foods that will fill you up".

Sigh. 

Tom, this supposed to be a HUMOR thread.  Not supposed to get into heavy discussions here.

<Slap Forehead>

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Tom M
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I heard the Sun rose this

I heard the Sun rose this morning.

I don't understand.  I thought the Sun was yellow-white....

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Tom M
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Sun rise is supposed to be

Sun rise is supposed to be quiet.  (I "heard" the Sun rose...)

When did it get so noisy?  Pollution?

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