Just as electricians should be delighted by work.
And priests who go on vacation should be defrocked.
Life Guards are drowning in work.
And your just dieing to meet the Undertaker.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
What do you get when you mix human DNA and monkey DNA? Kicked out of the zoo.
Richard
Why is my Electric Vehicle making funny noises?
It's trying to tell a joke...
My parents always told me that I could become whatever I wanted to be.
So I did. And that's how I became such a big problem.
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
What is the difference between blunt humor and sharp humor?
It's how edgy they feel...
How can you tell when someone has no taste?
When they loose their sense of smell...
How can you tell when a pianoist is not quite all there?
When they are playing in a Fugue..
How can you tell when a joke is not original?
When the audience tells you the punch line.
:)
I recently bought a toilet brush…............ To cut a long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper!
What is the difference between a Irish Wolfhound and a Scottish Wolfhound?
Different dialects.
Just as electricians should
)
Just as electricians should be delighted by work.
And priests who go on vacation should be defrocked.
Life Guards are drowning in work.
And your just dieing to meet the Undertaker.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
What do you get when you mix
)
What do you get when you mix human DNA and monkey DNA?
Kicked out of the zoo.
Richard
Why is my Electric Vehicle
)
Why is my Electric Vehicle making funny noises?
It's trying to tell a joke...
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
My parents always told me
)
My parents always told me that I could become whatever I wanted to be.
So I did. And that's how I became such a big problem.
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
What is the difference
)
What is the difference between blunt humor and sharp humor?
It's how edgy they feel...
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
How can you tell when someone
)
How can you tell when someone has no taste?
When they loose their sense of smell...
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
How can you tell when a
)
How can you tell when a pianoist is not quite all there?
When they are playing in a Fugue..
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
How can you tell when a joke
)
How can you tell when a joke is not original?
When the audience tells you the punch line.
:)
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
I recently bought a toilet
)
I recently bought a toilet brush…............
To cut a long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper!
Richard
What is the difference
)
What is the difference between a Irish Wolfhound and a Scottish Wolfhound?
Different dialects.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)