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RandyC
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What are the strongest days

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday... the rest are all weekdays.

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Kavanagh
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Had a quick pee in the deep

Had a quick pee in the deep end of the swimming pool earlier.

The lifeguard blew his whistle so loud, I nearly fell in!

Richard

Tom M
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https://www.cnn.com/travel/ar

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/cinco-de-mayo-2023-google-questions/index.html

Hope you see the humor....

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GWGeorge007
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Tom M

Oh yeah!!!  That is a good one!!

George

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Gary Charpentier
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Tom M

I'll hang a picture of this on the ofrenda for those asking the questions.

RandyC
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As the years pass and I get

As the years pass and I get older, I remember more and more the people I have lost along the way.

I realize now that I just wasn't cut out to be a tour guide.

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Tom M
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RandyC wrote: As the years

RandyC wrote:

As the years pass and I get older, I remember more and more the people I have lost along the way.

I realize now that I just wasn't cut out to be a tour guide.

Groan

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Gary Roberts
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Tom M wrote:GroanI don't know

Tom M wrote:
Groan

I don't know what you're groaning about!!  You should be applauding :-).

It's probably the perfect bit of 'come in sucker' humour for the majority of the clientele around this place :-).

Cheers,
Gary.

Kavanagh
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conjunctivitis.com Now

conjunctivitis.com
Now there's a site for sore eyes.

Richard

Tom M
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Anyone got a limerick?

Anyone got a limerick?

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