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Tom M
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Anyone else catch the New

Anyone else catch the New Yorker cartoon for today?   It had a turkey claiming to be an N.F.T. (non-fungible asset - bitcoin) to avoid being butchered.....

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Kavanagh
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Who needs made up jokes...

Who needs made up jokes... When you can read the news

https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/bomb-squad-called-man-gets-6299351
 

Richard

Tom M
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Kavanagh wrote: Who needs

Kavanagh wrote:

Who needs made up jokes... When you can read the news

https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/bomb-squad-called-man-gets-6299351
 

I think a comedian named Will Rogers explained that he got all his humorous stories from reading the Newspapers. (He apparently was talking about stories about the politicians in Washington DC, USA...)

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Gary Charpentier
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They seem to enjoy being the

They seem to enjoy being the Rump of jokes.

mikey
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A man had 50-yard line

A man had 50-yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down,

another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to

him. “No,” he says, “The seat is empty.”

“This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have

a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the

world, and not use it?”

He says, “Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come

with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we

haven’t been to together since we got married in 1967.”

“Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. That’s terrible. But couldn’t you find

someone else — a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the

seat?”

The man shakes his head. “No, they’re all at the funeral.”

Kavanagh
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Someone has just told me that

Someone has just told me that I don't know how to shave properly... bloody cheek!

Richard

Gordon Uchenick
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There was a young man named

There was a young man named Fisk

Whose fencing was exceedingly brisk

So fast was his action

That the Fitzgerald Contraction

Reduced his rapier to a disk

RandyC
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The Earth's rotation really

The Earth's rotation really makes my day.

Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

Tom M
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You know why we say "Seasons

You know why we say "Seasons Greetings"?

 

Because it tastes so good :)

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HAL
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First image from the James

First image from the James Webb Space telescope!

 

Processing work units with "outdated" (according to Microsoft) Ryzen 7 1700

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