Attorney: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you done on dead people?
Witness: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
There is life in the old corpse yet! ;)
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
I've noticed that the squirrels are starting to gather nuts for the winter. A few of my friends seem to be missing.
Are all of you in a safe place?
Perhaps this is a good time to evacuate to our our Panic footlocker (aka room).
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
One of the things you need to do as you get older is to have a heart to heart talk.
With your Cardiologist.
grin
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
Attorney: Doctor, how many of
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Attorney: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you done on dead people?
Witness: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
RandyC wrote: Attorney:
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I remember that question!!
RandyC wrote: Attorney:
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There is life in the old corpse yet! ;)
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
I've noticed that the
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I've noticed that the squirrels are starting to gather nuts for the winter. A few of my friends seem to be missing.
Are all of you in a safe place?
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
RandyC wrote: I've noticed
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Perhaps this is a good time to evacuate to our our Panic footlocker (aka room).
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
Ever wonder why humans can't
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Ever wonder why humans can't hear a dog whistle?
Because dogs can't whistle.
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
My doctor told me to watch
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My doctor told me to watch what I eat...
So I went to a petting zoo!
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
RandyC wrote: Ever wonder
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Groan
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
RandyC wrote:My doctor told
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Some of your diet may be fairly exotic.
Or you may be eating Pet Food?
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
One of the things you need to
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One of the things you need to do as you get older is to have a heart to heart talk.
With your Cardiologist.
grin
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!