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RandyC
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I'm so broke I believe I

I'm so broke I believe I could start a government.

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RandyC
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Have you ever had that

Have you ever had that awkward moment when the zombie looking for brains walks right past you?

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GWGeorge007
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RandyC wrote: Have you ever

RandyC wrote:

Have you ever had that awkward moment when the zombie looking for brains walks right past you?

If I said YES...?  Would I be incriminating myself?  Then so be it...

George

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Mike Hewson
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Have you ever had that

Have you ever had that awkward moment when a zombie looking for brains walks right past your local politician, from a broke government ?

Yes, indeed.

 

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

RandyC
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Mike Hewson wrote: Have you

Mike Hewson wrote:

Have you ever had that awkward moment when a zombie looking for brains walks right past your local politician, from a broke government ?

Yes, indeed.

 

Good comeback!

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Tom M
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If the shoe fits...

If the shoe fits...

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
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Hi Risk Entrepreneurs

Hi Risk Entrepreneurs specialize in pulling rabbits out of their Hats.

 

Except Bullwinkle.  He used to pull a bear out of his...

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RandyC
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When you call a customer

When you call a customer service line and they say please press "1" for English, why when you finally get to talk to someone maybe an hour later, do you find yourself talking to Pancho Villa?

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Tom M
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RandyC wrote: When you call

RandyC wrote:

When you call a customer service line and they say please press "1" for English, why when you finally get to talk to someone maybe an hour later, do you find yourself talking to Pancho Villa?

Maybe we want a dialect of American?

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RandyC
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Tom M wrote: Maybe we want a

Tom M wrote:

Maybe we want a dialect of American?

Took a couple of days to get it: a DIAL-ect of American! Ha!

Press 1 for Southern; press 2 for Bronx, etc.

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