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RandyC
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Attorney: Doctor, how many of

Attorney: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you done on dead people?

Witness: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

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RandyC wrote: Attorney:

RandyC wrote:

Attorney: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you done on dead people?

Witness: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. 

I remember that question!!

Tom M
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RandyC wrote: Attorney:

RandyC wrote:

Attorney: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you done on dead people?

Witness: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

There is life in the old corpse yet!  ;)

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RandyC
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I've noticed that the

I've noticed that the squirrels are starting to gather nuts for the winter. A few of my friends seem to be missing.

Are all of you in a safe place?

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Tom M
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RandyC wrote: I've noticed

RandyC wrote:

I've noticed that the squirrels are starting to gather nuts for the winter. A few of my friends seem to be missing.

Are all of you in a safe place?

Perhaps this is a good time to evacuate to our our Panic footlocker (aka room).

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RandyC
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Ever wonder why humans can't

Ever wonder why humans can't hear a dog whistle? 

Because dogs can't whistle.

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RandyC
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My doctor told me to watch

My doctor told me to watch what I eat... 

So I went to a petting zoo!

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Tom M
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RandyC wrote: Ever wonder

RandyC wrote:

Ever wonder why humans can't hear a dog whistle? 

Because dogs can't whistle.

Groan

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Tom M
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RandyC wrote:My doctor told

RandyC wrote:

My doctor told me to watch what I eat... 

So I went to a petting zoo!

Some of your diet may be fairly exotic.

Or you may be eating Pet Food?

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One of the things you need to

One of the things you need to do as you get older is to have a heart to heart talk.

 

With your Cardiologist.

 

grin

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