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RandyC
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I went to the paint store to

I went to the paint store to get thinner...

It didn't work.

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RandyC
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I wear memory foam insoles so

I wear memory foam insoles so I can remember why I walked into the next room.

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RandyC
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Swarms of insects threaten

Swarms of insects threaten town! 

Police deploy SWAT team!

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RandyC
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My wife told me to put

My wife told me to put ketchup on the grocery list. 

Now I can't read a thing!

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RandyC
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What do you call a boomerang

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? 

A stick.

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Mike Hewson
Mike Hewson
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Comedy GOLD Randy !!

Comedy GOLD Randy !!

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

RandyC
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I can make a pint of beer

I can make a pint of beer vanish. 

What's your superpower?

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Tom M
Tom M
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Mike Hewson wrote: Comedy

Mike Hewson wrote:

Comedy GOLD Randy !!

+1

I believe he has developed a pun generator!!!

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Tom M
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I think that the very Top of

I think that the very Top of your greatest Hits List should be.

 

 

The one that knocks you out!

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RandyC
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Tom M wrote: Mike Hewson

Tom M wrote:

Mike Hewson wrote:

Comedy GOLD Randy !!

+1

I believe he has developed a pun generator!!!

Actually, credit should go to Vince the Sign Guy.

Too bad I don't have a direct link.

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