Just got a birthday card. Front Page: "Happy Birthday to Someone who knows Everything." Inside: "I'd tell you how awesome you are, but you already know that, too".
Just got a birthday card.
Front Page: "Happy Birthday to Someone who knows Everything."
Inside: "I'd tell you how awesome you are, but you already know that, too".
I've been prescribed some rare anti-gloating cream. Can't wait to rub it in.
Richard
I believe that joke is the cream of the crop!
Ouch.
:)
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
When a "red hot comedian" is really perspiring as he tells jokes does that mean he has a "high heat index"?
Headline
"Tesla improves Auto-Pilot crashes"
Which leads me to wonder, more head-on collisions, more side swipes more....?
The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron - which is ironic.
From a T-Shirt Advertised on Free-DC.
"I asked GOD to make me a better man."
"He sent me my wife."
My sense of humor was slow on this one. It took a while before it really SANK in.
“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels, including the "y", in the correct alphabetical order", he said facetiously.
Groan!!!
May your source of puns never dry up!
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I've been prescribed some
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I've been prescribed some rare anti-gloating cream.
Can't wait to rub it in.
Richard
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I believe that joke is the cream of the crop!
Ouch.
:)
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
When a "red hot comedian" is
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When a "red hot comedian" is really perspiring as he tells jokes does that mean he has a "high heat index"?
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
Headline "Tesla improves
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Headline
"Tesla improves Auto-Pilot crashes"
Which leads me to wonder, more head-on collisions, more side swipes more....?
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
The adjective for metal is
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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron - which is ironic.
Richard
From a T-Shirt Advertised on
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From a T-Shirt Advertised on Free-DC.
"I asked GOD to make me a better man."
"He sent me my wife."
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
Kavanagh wrote: The
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My sense of humor was slow on this one. It took a while before it really SANK in.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)
“There are no words in the
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“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels, including the "y", in the correct alphabetical order", he said facetiously.
Richard
Kavanagh wrote: “There are
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Groan!!!
May your source of puns never dry up!
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)