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mikey
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Tom M wrote:Just got a

Tom M wrote:

Just got a birthday card.

Front Page: "Happy Birthday to Someone who knows Everything."

Inside: "I'd tell you how awesome you are, but you already know that, too".  

 

Kavanagh
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I've been prescribed some

I've been prescribed some rare anti-gloating cream.
Can't wait to rub it in.

Richard

Tom M
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Kavanagh wrote: I've been

Kavanagh wrote:

I've been prescribed some rare anti-gloating cream.
Can't wait to rub it in.

I believe that joke is the cream of the crop!

Ouch.

:)

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Tom M
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When a "red hot comedian" is

When a "red hot comedian" is really perspiring as he tells jokes does that mean he has a "high heat index"?

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
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Headline  "Tesla improves

Headline 

"Tesla improves Auto-Pilot crashes"

Which leads me to wonder, more head-on collisions, more side swipes more....?

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Kavanagh
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The adjective for metal is

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron - which is ironic.

Richard

Tom M
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From a T-Shirt Advertised on

From a T-Shirt Advertised on Free-DC.

"I asked GOD to make me a better man."

 

 

 

"He sent me my wife."

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
Tom M
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Kavanagh wrote: The

Kavanagh wrote:

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron - which is ironic.

My sense of humor was slow on this one.  It took a while before it really SANK in.

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Kavanagh
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“There are no words in the

“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels, including the "y", in the correct alphabetical order", he said facetiously.

Richard

Tom M
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Kavanagh wrote: “There are

Kavanagh wrote:

“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels, including the "y", in the correct alphabetical order", he said facetiously.

Groan!!!

May your source of puns never dry up!

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

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