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Kavanagh
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Overall I think my first week

Overall I think my first week at Cloudstrike went quite well. Just a couple of little mistakes.

Richard

mikey
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Kavanagh wrote: Overall I

Kavanagh wrote:

Overall I think my first week at Cloudstrike went quite well. Just a couple of little mistakes.

LOL

Tom M
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What kind of Fruit is

What kind of Fruit is associated with "Be Fruitful and Multiply"?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cantaloupe (Can Elope)

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
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What did the smaller Slumlord

What did the smaller Slumlord say to the Bigger Slumlord?

 

 

 

 

 

I am tired of being the "Lessor" of two Evils.

 

(This is a play off the "what did the little demon say to the big demon" joke).

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

GWGeorge007
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Kavanagh wrote: Overall I

Kavanagh wrote:

Overall I think my first week at Cloudstrike went quite well. Just a couple of little mistakes.

Hahahaha   LOFOL  Your timing couldn't be more perfect for this!

George

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Mike Hewson
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Perhaps Crowdstrike ought

Perhaps Crowdstrike ought change their name : MobHit, GroupSlap and HerdStab are all good candidates IMHO. ;-)

 

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

Kavanagh
Kavanagh
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I got banned from the zoo

I got banned from the zoo yesterday for making a parrot laugh...

it's polly tickle correctness gone mad!

Richard

Tom M
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https://www.facebook.com/grou

https://www.facebook.com/groups/uuhystericalsociety/permalink/6238188776305145/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v

Another awful humor post from FB.

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
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My Sister just mentioned on

My Sister just mentioned on the phone that she was about to go "brush her teeth".

I suggested she brush them nice and straight so she could put them up in Pig Tails...

 

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
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Just got a birthday

Just got a birthday card.

Front Page: "Happy Birthday to Someone who knows Everything."

Inside: "I'd tell you how awesome you are, but you already know that, too".

 

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

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