A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job don
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.
A one humped camel married a
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A one humped camel married a two humped camel and they had a baby that had no humps. What did they name the child?
Humphrey.
I asked and you delivered...
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I asked and you delivered...
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
I bought one of those smart
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I bought one of those smart light switches, but it was too clever for me...
So I replaced it with a dimmer switch.
Richard
Nihilist jokeA teenage boy is
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Nihilist joke
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job don
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
LOL. I think therefore I'm
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LOL. I think therefore I'm not.
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
Missing someone is a terrible
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Missing someone is a terrible feeling.
Just ask any sniper
Richard
Kavanagh wrote: Missing
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Yeah, might be cause for termination
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
RandyC wrote: Kavanagh
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Groan!!!
Please don't start on "Dead baby jokes" or anything funny about meat hooks!!!! :)
Tom M
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association).
Doctor: just try to avoid
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Doctor: just try to avoid eating anything fatty.
Patient: What like sausage and chips?
Doctor: No fatty. Just try to avoid eating anything.
Richard
https://www.gocomics.com/fran
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https://www.gocomics.com/frank-and-ernest/2009/07/18