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Tom M
Tom M
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A Flying Wing is a Flying

A Flying Wing is a Flying Saucer wannatbe.

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
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Failure is never

Failure is never permanent.

Unless you go to a beauty salon to have one.

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
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Back in my day, I went to the

Back in my day, I went to the store with only $1 and came back with two bags of chips, one carton of milk and three boxes of chocolate. Now they have cameras.

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
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My class essay on internal

My class essay on internal organs was too short, so I added an appendix.

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Mike Hewson
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Tom M wrote: My class essay

Tom M wrote:

My class essay on internal organs was too short, so I added an appendix.

Mine was too long so I took it out ...

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

Phil
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For sale, Me. Made in 1963.

For sale, Me. Made in 1963. Mostly original parts...  Best offer.

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

Tom M
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Phil wrote: For sale, Me.

Phil wrote:

For sale, Me. Made in 1963. Mostly original parts...  Best offer.

$99.95 but you must be self shipped.

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Phil
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I'll try to find out how to

I'll try to find out how to put a Briggs & Stratton on my cane.

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

Tom M
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https://www.sciencealert.com/

https://www.sciencealert.com/nasa-just-released-a-fireplace-video-for-the-holidays-and-its-hilarious

Well it says it's hilarious :)

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Phil
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Tom M

Well, that's one way to get those larger logs to...ahem..take off.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Happy Thanksgiving, Phil

 

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

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