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Tom M
Tom M
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Why did surfer on the surf

Why did surfer on the surf board sink?

He was trying to Couch surf.

 

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Kavanagh
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I suppose I'm in the minority

I suppose I'm in the minority but I always lick my knife when I'm done.
None of the other surgeons seem to do it though.

Richard

RandyC
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Kavanagh wrote: I suppose

Kavanagh wrote:

I suppose I'm in the minority but I always lick my knife when I'm done.
None of the other surgeons seem to do it though.

lol <yuck!>

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Tom M
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The Reason you should "Rise

The Reason you should "Rise and Shine" is because otherwise you will become delighted.

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Tom M
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Appropriate

Appropriate Responses

"Have a Good day."

"Grumble, its a work in progress".

 

"Have a Great day!"

"I'd rather not. It would be exhausting".

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
Tom M
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I just found out I’m

I just found out I’m colorblind.

The news came out of the purple!

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Kavanagh
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I went to the hairdressers

I went to the hairdressers and said, “Can I have a haircut like Tom Cruise?”
So they gave me a cushion to sit on.

Richard

Tom M
Tom M
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I went into my optometrist's

I went into my optometrist's office sat down, leaned back and said Ahhhhh.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Kavanagh
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For those of you who are

For those of you who are placing Christmas lights / decorations in your garden, can you please avoid anything that has red or blue flashing lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, fling my vodka out the window, hide the weed, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, all while trying to drive. It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

Richard

Tom M
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Cat Eclipse. That is what

Cat Eclipse.

That is what happens when the cat stands between you and you S.A.D. lamp.

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

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