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RandyC
RandyC
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Sometimes I find myself lying

Sometimes I find myself lying awake at 4:00 a.m.

I'm suddenly filled with excitement and ambition

Thinking about all the things I'm going to be too tired to do once I get up.

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mikey
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RandyC wrote: Sometimes I

RandyC wrote:

Sometimes I find myself lying awake at 4:00 a.m.

I'm suddenly filled with excitement and ambition

Thinking about all the things I'm going to be too tired to do once I get up. 

Too true!!

Kavanagh
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I used to think drinking was

I used to think drinking was bad for me.............so I gave up thinking.

Richard

GWGeorge007
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Kavanagh wrote: I used to

Kavanagh wrote:

I used to think drinking was bad for me.............so I gave up thinking.

Hahahahah...  This is so true too!

George

Proud member of the Old Farts Association

Tom M
Tom M
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Fruits Fly. Potatoes just

Fruits Fly.

Potatoes just lay there (on the couch).

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
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How do you tell a good yolk

How do you tell a good yolk from a bad yolk?

It depends on how fried  it is.

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
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What is the star of an indoor

What is the star of an indoor garden?

A couch Potato.

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
Tom M
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What do I have against a

What do I have against a Couch Potato?

They take up to much room (on the Couch).

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
Tom M
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Why did Mr Potato head go on

Why did Mr Potato head go on a diet?

He was taking up too much room on the Couch.

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
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Why was the Potato so proud

Why was the Potato so proud of his son?

The son was a chip off the old block.

 

 

 

 

(potato chip)

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

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