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Tom M
Tom M
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What do you call it when your

What do you call it when your parachute doesn’t open?

 

Jumping to a conclusion.

 

—Submitted by ALICE H. MURRAY Niceville, FL

From the Readers Digest.

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Kavanagh
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She was only the

She was only the telegrapher's daughter, but she didit didit didit

Richard

RandyC
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If you think I'm short, then

If you think I'm short, then you better not try my patience.

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Kavanagh
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I once lived just a stone's

I once lived just a stone's throw away from a family who all died of mysterious head injuries.

Richard

Tom M
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What’s it called when a

What’s it called when a snowman throws a tantrum?

A meltdown.

 

From https://www.prevention.com/life/a43896111/best-dad-jokes/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=mgu_ga_pre_md_dsa_prog_org_us_a43896111&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwm5e5BhCWARIsANwm06j1ncHjSimlmdUZpeqrMg9Cnzi8Fwh44cLDw4am0ML7-f222e3tZ0waArg8EALw_wcB

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GWGeorge007
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Tom M wrote: What’s it

Tom... Tom... Tom...  Why do you show where you're getting these jokes from?

Do you expect that others will oblige and show their sources?

George

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Tom M
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GWGeorge007 wrote: Tom M

GWGeorge007 wrote:

Tom... Tom... Tom...  Why do you show where you're getting these jokes from?

Do you expect that others will oblige and show their sources?

I feel like I need to point to the original source for copyright reasons.

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
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My friend was showing me his

My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said.

"I never knew my real ladder.”

Internet Dad Jokes.

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Tom M
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If you're feeling depressed,

If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep.

It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
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Real Men can't

Real Men can't shimmy.

They are too Stiff Necked.

 

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

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