What do you call it when your parachute doesn’t open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
—Submitted by ALICE H. MURRAY Niceville, FL
From the Readers Digest.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
Tom... Tom... Tom... Why do you show where you're getting these jokes from?
Do you expect that others will oblige and show their sources?
I feel like I need to point to the original source for copyright reasons.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said.
"I never knew my real ladder.”
Internet Dad Jokes.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep.
It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
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What do you call it when your parachute doesn’t open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
—Submitted by ALICE H. MURRAY Niceville, FL
From the Readers Digest.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
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She was only the telegrapher's daughter, but she didit didit didit
Richard
If you think I'm short, then
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If you think I'm short, then you better not try my patience.
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I once lived just a stone's
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I once lived just a stone's throw away from a family who all died of mysterious head injuries.
Richard
What’s it called when a
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What’s it called when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
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A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
Tom M wrote: What’s it
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Tom... Tom... Tom... Why do you show where you're getting these jokes from?
Do you expect that others will oblige and show their sources?
Proud member of the Old Farts Association
GWGeorge007 wrote: Tom M
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I feel like I need to point to the original source for copyright reasons.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
My friend was showing me his
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My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said.
"I never knew my real ladder.”
Internet Dad Jokes.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
If you're feeling depressed,
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If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep.
It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!
Real Men can't
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Real Men can't shimmy.
They are too Stiff Necked.
A Proud member of the O.F.A. (Old Farts Association). Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor) I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!