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Tom M
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Kavanagh wrote: There was a

13 Oct 2024 14:06:14 UTC
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    Kavanagh wrote:

    There was a young man

    From Cork who got limericks

    And haikus confused

    Excellent start to my Sunday morning!

    A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

    RandyC
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    I'm starting meetings at my

    14 Oct 2024 2:12:03 UTC
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      I'm starting meetings at my house for people who have OCD. 

      I don't have it, I'm just hoping they'll take one look around and start cleaning.

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      mikey
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      RandyC wrote: I'm starting

      14 Oct 2024 3:04:21 UTC
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        RandyC wrote:

        I'm starting meetings at my house for people who have OCD. 

        I don't have it, I'm just hoping they'll take one look around and start cleaning.

        LOL!!!

        Tom M
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        +42

        14 Oct 2024 11:07:25 UTC
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          +42

          A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

          Tom M
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          Did you hear about the joke

          15 Oct 2024 13:35:22 UTC
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            Did you hear about the joke going around Town?

            Nope.

            I guess you have been out of town?

            A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

            Tom M
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            If you go at task with energy

            15 Oct 2024 16:52:25 UTC
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              If you go at task with energy and enthusiasm you won't have a weak end.

              A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

              Kavanagh
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              Did you hear about the person

              16 Oct 2024 8:29:25 UTC
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                Did you hear about the person that refused to pay the exorcist?
                Their house was repossessed.

                Richard

                Tom M
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                Kavanagh wrote: Did you hear

                16 Oct 2024 11:12:56 UTC
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                  Kavanagh wrote:

                  Did you hear about the person that refused to pay the exorcist?
                  Their house was repossessed.

                  Ah!!!   Erg!!!

                  A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

                  RandyC
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                  Good morning! Breakfast will

                  17 Oct 2024 13:12:46 UTC
                  Message 229119
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                    Good morning! Breakfast will be ready as soon as I figure out how much Tequila needs to go in the pancake batter.

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                    Tom M
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                    RandyC wrote: Good morning!

                    17 Oct 2024 13:33:48 UTC
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                      RandyC wrote:

                      Good morning! Breakfast will be ready as soon as I figure out how much Tequila needs to go in the pancake batter.

                      Batter Up!

                      A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

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