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Tom M
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Kavanagh wrote: I recently

Kavanagh wrote:

I recently bought a toilet brush…............
To cut a long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper!

Is this what some commentators refer to as "papering over the problem"?

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Tom M
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https://www.facebook.com/1000

https://www.facebook.com/100044296636498/posts/998148838338328/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v

Hmmm... Hope the link works...

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Tom M
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https://www.facebook.com/shar

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/ktDU3uW6XzTqMu34/?mibextid=xfxF2i

Why science teacher should not run playgrounds...

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mikey
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Tom M

Tom M wrote:

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/ktDU3uW6XzTqMu34/?mibextid=xfxF2i

Why science teacher should not run playgrounds... 

Mike Hewson
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Ah, that tickled the

Ah, that tickled the funnybone (the humerus that is).

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

RandyC
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I swear I've got it all

I swear I've got it all together, I just forgot where I put it.

Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

Tom M
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RandyC wrote: I swear I've

RandyC wrote:

I swear I've got it all together, I just forgot where I put it.

Dementia?  ;)

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
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You heard about the "no fat

You heard about the "no fat diet"?

 

Yep. You stop eating and we guarantee you will have no fat.

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
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"Every Day is

"Every Day is Christmas!"

 

Because it is the Present.

 

Heard it elsewhere.

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

Tom M
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What do you get when cross

What do you get when cross breed an Elephant and a  Fly?

 

 

 

A Zipper who never forgets?

 

 

Heard elsewhere.

A Proud member of the O.F.A.  (Old Farts Association).  Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.® (Garrison Keillor)  I want some more patience. RIGHT NOW!

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