Our dispirited cleaner woke up from his two doubles at the bar and pondered over his funny dream. That'll teach me to drink on duty he mumbled to himself. Now where is that damn zombie bear, we can't afford to lose barmaids at this rate.
Sam and Dean look up from their lunch towards the cleaner. Dean says, "We took care of that zombie. He won't be bothering anyone, ever again." The two resume eating, Castiel still quiet at the table.
Our dispirited cleaner woke up from his two doubles at the bar and pondered over his funny dream. That'll teach me to drink on duty he mumbled to himself. Now where is that damn zombie bear, we can't afford to lose barmaids at this rate.
Sam and Dean look up from their lunch towards the cleaner. Dean says, "We took care of that zombie. He won't be bothering anyone, ever again." The two resume eating, Castiel still quiet at the table.
The cleaner said 'who made the food, I heard the cook quit?"
Our dispirited cleaner woke up from his two doubles at the bar and pondered over his funny dream. That'll teach me to drink on duty he mumbled to himself. Now where is that damn zombie bear, we can't afford to lose barmaids at this rate.
Sam and Dean look up from their lunch towards the cleaner. Dean says, "We took care of that zombie. He won't be bothering anyone, ever again." The two resume eating, Castiel still quiet at the table.
The cleaner said 'who made the food, I heard the cook quit?"
Dean asked the cleaner who delivered the food because he heard the barmaid had been eaten?
Our dispirited cleaner woke up from his two doubles at the bar and pondered over his funny dream. That'll teach me to drink on duty he mumbled to himself. Now where is that damn zombie bear, we can't afford to lose barmaids at this rate.
Sam and Dean look up from their lunch towards the cleaner. Dean says, "We took care of that zombie. He won't be bothering anyone, ever again." The two resume eating, Castiel still quiet at the table.
The cleaner said 'who made the food, I heard the cook quit?"
I brought in Koala #7 and Roo #3 from Rocky's at SETI Cafe for temporary help...
Gary Charpentier wrote:
mikey wrote:
TimeLord04 wrote:
Chris S_2 wrote:
Our dispirited cleaner woke up from his two doubles at the bar and pondered over his funny dream. That'll teach me to drink on duty he mumbled to himself. Now where is that damn zombie bear, we can't afford to lose barmaids at this rate.
Sam and Dean look up from their lunch towards the cleaner. Dean says, "We took care of that zombie. He won't be bothering anyone, ever again." The two resume eating, Castiel still quiet at the table.
The cleaner said 'who made the food, I heard the cook quit?"
Dean asked the cleaner who delivered the food because he heard the barmaid had been eaten?
The barmaid and everyone else that was eaten were saved by the Woodsman who killed the bear the first time and cut him open just like the wolf who ate Little Red Riding Hood and her grandma. They've all gone home, now, to recover from the shock of it all and should be back in a few days.
Our dispirited cleaner woke up from his two doubles at the bar and pondered over his funny dream. That'll teach me to drink on duty he mumbled to himself. Now where is that damn zombie bear, we can't afford to lose barmaids at this rate.
Sam and Dean look up from their lunch towards the cleaner. Dean says, "We took care of that zombie. He won't be bothering anyone, ever again." The two resume eating, Castiel still quiet at the table.
The cleaner said 'who made the food, I heard the cook quit?"
I brought in Koala #7 and Roo #3 from Rocky's at SETI Cafe for temporary help...
Gary Charpentier wrote:
mikey wrote:
TimeLord04 wrote:
Chris S_2 wrote:
Our dispirited cleaner woke up from his two doubles at the bar and pondered over his funny dream. That'll teach me to drink on duty he mumbled to himself. Now where is that damn zombie bear, we can't afford to lose barmaids at this rate.
Sam and Dean look up from their lunch towards the cleaner. Dean says, "We took care of that zombie. He won't be bothering anyone, ever again." The two resume eating, Castiel still quiet at the table.
The cleaner said 'who made the food, I heard the cook quit?"
Dean asked the cleaner who delivered the food because he heard the barmaid had been eaten?
The barmaid and everyone else that was eaten were saved by the Woodsman who killed the bear the first time and cut him open just like the wolf who ate Little Red Riding Hood and her grandma. They've all gone home, now, to recover from the shock of it all and should be back in a few days.
TL
Mel and his cooking crew come back in and since everyone is gone decide to give the place a thorough cleaning, the money wasn't bad they just didn't like the conditions. With everyone gone that's no longer a problem and are taking a short break when in walks...
With a chiming sound, Kirk and Spock materialize, followed immediately by Picard, Riker, La Forge, and Worf. "KHAN!" bellows Kirk. Calmly, Spock says "Captain, Khan is not here." "Oh. Well then, I'll have a Romulan ale." Worf moans and says "Romulan ale should be illegal." La Forge chuckles and says "It is."
Picard looks around. "This isn't Cafe Des Artistes." "It's not Bourbon Street Bar, either. And Minuet's not here," Riker adds. Picard taps his communicator. "Picard to Janeway. I think your crew could best handle this situation." "Understood," comes Kate Columbo's voice. Picard taps again. "Picard to Ent-... Farragut. Two to beam up." He and Riker shimmer and disappear.
Seconds later, Janeway, Paris, and Neelix coalesce out of thin air. Neelix, carrying a paper bag of raw foodstuffs, heads for the kitchen. "Not bad," Paris comments, looking around, "but it needs a pool table." He wanders off, looking for a holodeck control panel; when there is no response to his command "Computer, arch," he goes out the door.
Janeway quickly looks over the bottles behind the bar. Seeing nothing to interest her, she taps her badge. "Mr. Scott, we need something green." Scotty and Data beam in with a bottle of Aldebaran whiskey. The three of them sit with Kirk and Spock; Data pours. Suddenly, Kirk points across the room at a young man. "Who's that punk?" "Unknown, Captain," says Spock, but Data responds, "If I am not mistaken, he is a railroad worker named Will." "Oh," says Kirk, who, having had a large glass of Romulan ale and half a glass of Aldebaran whiskey, quickly loses interest. He takes another sip of whiskey and puts his head down on the table.
Neelix, along with several koalas and 'roos (which all have their heads sideways to avoid the smell), enters from the kitchen and places a dish of steaming food in front of each person. Kirk picks up his head, sticks a pinky in the sauce and then his mouth, quickly takes another large mouthful of his green whiskey, and passes out. Everyone else takes one bite and puts their fork down, except Data, who gleefully proclaims "I hate this!" and Worf, who shovels it in. Noticing the others staring at him, he says "Delicious."
Janeway taps her badge. "Voyager, beam up Mr. Neelix immediately." He disappears. At the next table, Hawkeye Pierce says, "Henry, these people are hungry and they're getting very disgruntled." Henry Blake replies "I can't be responsible for anyone's gruntlement." Janeway says "I have a better idea." She taps again, but what she says is lost in the hubbub of the koalas and 'roos collecting the dishes. A minute later, Joseph, Ben, and Jake Sisko, Kasidy Yates, Ezri Dax, and a much older Bill Mumy (in color) beam in with a large steel pot and other items. "Gumbo all around, straight from New Orleans!" shouts Ben. Arthur Dent eagerly accepts a dish to replace his Dish of the Day steak. "Not bad," says Zaphod Beeblebrox's second head after tasting a spoonful. It then starts eating Arthur's steak as his first head finishes his own.
Reg Nullify and the Cataclysmic Combo begin to play "Blue Skies." Data grabs a mic and starts to sing. Worf mutters "Irving Berlin" and drops his head on the table next to Kirk's. The music continues as Paris reenters, arguing with Quark over whether there should be a pool table or a dabo table.
"When did it get so crowded in here?" asks Chris.
David
Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.
Dean takes his whiskey glass, leaves Sam and Castiel and heads over to Henry Blake, Pierce, and Radar. He sits down next to Radar and says, "You all look like a fun bunch. What are we drinking?"
"Grape Nehi", says Radar.
"Gin." states Hawkeye.
Henry smiles and passes out.
"Well, I guess that leaves the three of us." states Dean. Then he points over Radar's shoulder, "What's that?" Radar turns to see, and Dean takes the drinking flask he got from Bobby Singer and pours some into Radar's Grape Nehi bottle.
Radar asks, "What I don't see nothin'???"
Dean says, "Never mind, just drink your drink."
Data is still singing. Janeway sips her Aldebaran Whisky. Kirk suddenly gets up, stumbles over to Dean, Radar, Henry, and Hawkeye, and sits next to the passed out Henry Blake. Kirk then starts by saying, "I got this one from Lieutenant Riley.", and starts singing 'I'll take you home again, Kathleen!' Janeway looks over disapprovingly of the song choice by Kirk.
Chris S_2 wrote:Our
Sam and Dean look up from their lunch towards the cleaner. Dean says, "We took care of that zombie. He won't be bothering anyone, ever again." The two resume eating, Castiel still quiet at the table.
TimeLord04
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TimeLord04 wrote:Chris S_2
The cleaner said 'who made the food, I heard the cook quit?"
mikey wrote:TimeLord04
Dean asked the cleaner who delivered the food because he heard the barmaid had been eaten?
mikey wrote:TimeLord04
I brought in Koala #7 and Roo #3 from Rocky's at SETI Cafe for temporary help...
The barmaid and everyone else that was eaten were saved by the Woodsman who killed the bear the first time and cut him open just like the wolf who ate Little Red Riding Hood and her grandma. They've all gone home, now, to recover from the shock of it all and should be back in a few days.
TL
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TimeLord04 wrote:mikey
Mel and his cooking crew come back in and since everyone is gone decide to give the place a thorough cleaning, the money wasn't bad they just didn't like the conditions. With everyone gone that's no longer a problem and are taking a short break when in walks...
With a chiming sound, Kirk
With a chiming sound, Kirk and Spock materialize, followed immediately by Picard, Riker, La Forge, and Worf. "KHAN!" bellows Kirk. Calmly, Spock says "Captain, Khan is not here." "Oh. Well then, I'll have a Romulan ale." Worf moans and says "Romulan ale should be illegal." La Forge chuckles and says "It is."
Picard looks around. "This isn't Cafe Des Artistes." "It's not Bourbon Street Bar, either. And Minuet's not here," Riker adds. Picard taps his communicator. "Picard to Janeway. I think your crew could best handle this situation." "Understood," comes Kate Columbo's voice. Picard taps again. "Picard to Ent-... Farragut. Two to beam up." He and Riker shimmer and disappear.
Seconds later, Janeway, Paris, and Neelix coalesce out of thin air. Neelix, carrying a paper bag of raw foodstuffs, heads for the kitchen. "Not bad," Paris comments, looking around, "but it needs a pool table." He wanders off, looking for a holodeck control panel; when there is no response to his command "Computer, arch," he goes out the door.
Janeway quickly looks over the bottles behind the bar. Seeing nothing to interest her, she taps her badge. "Mr. Scott, we need something green." Scotty and Data beam in with a bottle of Aldebaran whiskey. The three of them sit with Kirk and Spock; Data pours. Suddenly, Kirk points across the room at a young man. "Who's that punk?" "Unknown, Captain," says Spock, but Data responds, "If I am not mistaken, he is a railroad worker named Will." "Oh," says Kirk, who, having had a large glass of Romulan ale and half a glass of Aldebaran whiskey, quickly loses interest. He takes another sip of whiskey and puts his head down on the table.
Neelix, along with several koalas and 'roos (which all have their heads sideways to avoid the smell), enters from the kitchen and places a dish of steaming food in front of each person. Kirk picks up his head, sticks a pinky in the sauce and then his mouth, quickly takes another large mouthful of his green whiskey, and passes out. Everyone else takes one bite and puts their fork down, except Data, who gleefully proclaims "I hate this!" and Worf, who shovels it in. Noticing the others staring at him, he says "Delicious."
Janeway taps her badge. "Voyager, beam up Mr. Neelix immediately." He disappears. At the next table, Hawkeye Pierce says, "Henry, these people are hungry and they're getting very disgruntled." Henry Blake replies "I can't be responsible for anyone's gruntlement." Janeway says "I have a better idea." She taps again, but what she says is lost in the hubbub of the koalas and 'roos collecting the dishes. A minute later, Joseph, Ben, and Jake Sisko, Kasidy Yates, Ezri Dax, and a much older Bill Mumy (in color) beam in with a large steel pot and other items. "Gumbo all around, straight from New Orleans!" shouts Ben. Arthur Dent eagerly accepts a dish to replace his Dish of the Day steak. "Not bad," says Zaphod Beeblebrox's second head after tasting a spoonful. It then starts eating Arthur's steak as his first head finishes his own.
Reg Nullify and the Cataclysmic Combo begin to play "Blue Skies." Data grabs a mic and starts to sing. Worf mutters "Irving Berlin" and drops his head on the table next to Kirk's. The music continues as Paris reenters, arguing with Quark over whether there should be a pool table or a dabo table.
"When did it get so crowded in here?" asks Chris.
David
Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.
David, you really shoud get
David, you really should get out more tee hee!!
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
Chris S_2 wrote:David, you
Yes, I should. And I'm just about to take a shower and go see a friend.
David
Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.
Dean takes his whiskey glass,
Dean takes his whiskey glass, leaves Sam and Castiel and heads over to Henry Blake, Pierce, and Radar. He sits down next to Radar and says, "You all look like a fun bunch. What are we drinking?"
"Grape Nehi", says Radar.
"Gin." states Hawkeye.
Henry smiles and passes out.
"Well, I guess that leaves the three of us." states Dean. Then he points over Radar's shoulder, "What's that?" Radar turns to see, and Dean takes the drinking flask he got from Bobby Singer and pours some into Radar's Grape Nehi bottle.
Radar asks, "What I don't see nothin'???"
Dean says, "Never mind, just drink your drink."
Data is still singing. Janeway sips her Aldebaran Whisky. Kirk suddenly gets up, stumbles over to Dean, Radar, Henry, and Hawkeye, and sits next to the passed out Henry Blake. Kirk then starts by saying, "I got this one from Lieutenant Riley.", and starts singing 'I'll take you home again, Kathleen!' Janeway looks over disapprovingly of the song choice by Kirk.
TimeLord04
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LOL ! A two hour movie
LOL ! A two hour movie condensed into a few paragraphs - not bad.
Bill
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