TLPTPW--the just win edition

mikey
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Topic 206648

Welcome to the next installment of the game!!

Simple rules:
- Post in this thread, anything with legible words (ie one word posts don't count)
- Stay within the message board rules
- Empty posts are invalid towards winning
- You must wait for someone else to post before you can post again, any and all multiple posts are invalid towards winning
- Have FUN

Rules Subject to change at moderators discretion without notice.

The winner will be the last person that posted, when I have time to check the thread, after one of these events:
- A specific date and/or time occurs
- A specific number of posts have been made
- I get tired of ya'll nagging me who is the winner :)
- An event I have chosen occurs (doesn't occur)

Sorry there are no physical prizes, only the satisfaction you played and won. :)

Kavanagh
Kavanagh
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A big bad brown bear strolled

A big bad brown bear strolled into a bar in Banff and asked the barmaid for a bottle of brown bitter beer. ...

Richard

Chris S
Chris S
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brown bitter beer. ... The

brown bitter beer. ...

The barmaid said do you want a brown ale or a glass of bitter?

The bear replied .......

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

Mike Hewson
Mike Hewson
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Chris S_2 wrote: brown

Chris S_2 wrote:

brown bitter beer. ... 

The barmaid said do you want a brown ale or a glass of bitter?

The bear replied .......

I feel a bit bitter 'bout being a big bad brown bear, but beer bestows bearability.

 

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

Chris S
Chris S
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The barmaid said Has this

The barmaid said

Has this feeling been brewing for some time and you just thought you would hop in and say something on Ursidae?

 

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

Bill592
Bill592
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Mike Hewson wrote: I feel a

Mike Hewson wrote:

I feel a bit bitter 'bout being a big bad brown bear, but beer bestows bearability.

 

LOL !

 

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Kavanagh
Kavanagh
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And the barmaid said "We

And the barmaid said "We don't serve big bad brown bears in Banff". ...

 

Richard

Mike Hewson
Mike Hewson
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"Bugger" said the bear,

"Bugger" said the bear, blaming brewery bureaucracy for the botheration. "Basically, I'm banned then ? "

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

Kavanagh
Kavanagh
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So the big bad brown Banff

So the big bad brown Banff bear picked up the barmaid and ate her.  He shouted is there nobody that's going to serve me?

Richard

Chris S
Chris S
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So the proprieter cam down

So the proprieter came down and said, we are fresh out of barmaids at the moment, you ate the last one, what will you have on the house?

 

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

Kavanagh
Kavanagh
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Posts: 1566
Credit: 100419559
RAC: 12707

"We don't serve big bad brown

"We don't serve big bad brown druggy bears here in Banff". said the landlord appearing from the back.

"Druggy?" queried the affronted bear.

"That was the bar bit u ate".

 

Kavanagh retreats with raised shield behind back.

Richard

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