At this point the thoroughly dispirited cleaner who overheard the discourse, stumbles to the bar and says I'll have a double of whatever they're on and scrub the lunch order, I'll eat out.
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
Mel storms out of the kitchen, slams his apron on the bar and shouts, "That's it! I know when I've been insulted. Come on girls, I know a place just down the road where we'll be appreciated."
The women sigh and grimace, then reluctantly follow Mel out the door.
Zombie bear looks around and spies two groups seated at tables. He ambles over to the first and sniffs deeply, then hurriedly moves to the second. Again sniffing deeply, he gags and heads for the door. "Politicians and lawyers," he declares. "No brains here".
In run Sam and Dean Winchester; Dean is carrying 'The Colt'. Sam is carrying 'The Demon Blade' in his left hand. Behind them and in the doorway stands Castiel carrying his 'Angel Blade' in his right hand. They look around the room.
Dean exclaims, "I hear there's a zombie that needs killing! Which way did it go?
I point and state, "Out the door, to the left and he's running. Don't know where after that..."
Dean states, "Thanks, we've got this! Everyone stay put 'til we get back." They run back out the door, quickly pile into their black 1967 Chevy Impala, and peel off after the bear.
After an hour, the trio return. Dean, and Sam saunter in, Castiel walks in behind them. They sit down at a table.
Dean says, "I'll have a double bacon cheeseburger with fries, and a single malt whisky."
Sam says, "I'll have a large salad and a large ale."
Castiel says nothing.
I ask, "Did you get him?"
Dean says, "Yeah, we got him! Sammy stuck him with the Demon Blade, Castiel got a shot in with his Angel Blade, and I shot him dead with the Colt." (The Colt, built by Samuel Colt himself, kills ANYTHING!)
You missed your vocation in life TL you should be writing chidren's bedtime stories :-)))
Mel & Co having failed the job interview, the Kitchen seemed bereft of any culinary activities, but the bar seemed full of gunslingers ansd hungry bears. So our poor disprited cleaner had another double to fortify his nerves, and one more to fiftyfy them, and went about his duties. One day they'll buy me a broom he grumbled to himself and to nobody in particular.
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
Seeking cleaning supplies, our dispirited cleaner once again rummages through the broom closet. Uttering a low-voice profanity, he pounds his fist on the rear wall of the closet.
With a click and a grind, the rear wall slides to one side revealing a hidden room. Blinking his eyes in amazement, he steps inside to look around.
The door snaps shut behind him!
Failing to find a doorknob or latch to open the door, he starts examining the room. It contains several large cylindrical cases, several of which are extremely cold to the touch. One of the cases appears empty and isn't freezing cold. Curious, he steps inside to examine it more closely.
Suddenly, the lid swings shut and the transparent cover frosts over, concealing our unfortunate hero inside. A digital display on the front of the case begins flashing the words: 3000 AD.
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Almost two days now...nobody recognizes the FUTURAMA reference?
Our dispirited cleaner woke up from his two doubles at the bar and pondered over his funny dream. That'll teach me to drink on duty he mumbled to himself. Now where is that damn zombie bear, we can't afford to lose barmaids at this rate.
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
In walks Mel Sharples, Flo,
In walks Mel Sharples, Flo, Alice, and Vera. Mel states, "I'm the new short order cook. These are the new waitresses."
Flo exclaims, "Mel! KISS MY GRITS! I'm on break!"
Mel turns to Vera, "Ok Dinghy you're covering for Flo!"
Alice turns to Mel, "Be nice to Vera, Mel."
Mel shakes his head, mumbles something, (not nice), and makes his way to the kitchen.
TimeLord04
Have TARDIS, will travel...
Come along K-9!
Join SETI Refugees
TimeLord04 wrote:In walks Mel
At this point the thoroughly
At this point the thoroughly dispirited cleaner who overheard the discourse, stumbles to the bar and says I'll have a double of whatever they're on and scrub the lunch order, I'll eat out.
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
Mel storms out of the
Mel storms out of the kitchen, slams his apron on the bar and shouts, "That's it! I know when I've been insulted. Come on girls, I know a place just down the road where we'll be appreciated."
The women sigh and grimace, then reluctantly follow Mel out the door.
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
So the bear wakes up, is he a
So the bear wakes up, is he a zombie?, and says 'with no more cook the food must be free...LET'S EAT!'
Zombie bear looks around and
Zombie bear looks around and spies two groups seated at tables. He ambles over to the first and sniffs deeply, then hurriedly moves to the second. Again sniffing deeply, he gags and heads for the door. "Politicians and lawyers," he declares. "No brains here".
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
In run Sam and Dean
In run Sam and Dean Winchester; Dean is carrying 'The Colt'. Sam is carrying 'The Demon Blade' in his left hand. Behind them and in the doorway stands Castiel carrying his 'Angel Blade' in his right hand. They look around the room.
Dean exclaims, "I hear there's a zombie that needs killing! Which way did it go?
I point and state, "Out the door, to the left and he's running. Don't know where after that..."
Dean states, "Thanks, we've got this! Everyone stay put 'til we get back." They run back out the door, quickly pile into their black 1967 Chevy Impala, and peel off after the bear.
After an hour, the trio return. Dean, and Sam saunter in, Castiel walks in behind them. They sit down at a table.
Dean says, "I'll have a double bacon cheeseburger with fries, and a single malt whisky."
Sam says, "I'll have a large salad and a large ale."
Castiel says nothing.
I ask, "Did you get him?"
Dean says, "Yeah, we got him! Sammy stuck him with the Demon Blade, Castiel got a shot in with his Angel Blade, and I shot him dead with the Colt." (The Colt, built by Samuel Colt himself, kills ANYTHING!)
TimeLord04
Have TARDIS, will travel...
Come along K-9!
Join SETI Refugees
You missed your vocation in
You missed your vocation in life TL you should be writing chidren's bedtime stories :-)))
Mel & Co having failed the job interview, the Kitchen seemed bereft of any culinary activities, but the bar seemed full of gunslingers ansd hungry bears. So our poor disprited cleaner had another double to fortify his nerves, and one more to fiftyfy them, and went about his duties. One day they'll buy me a broom he grumbled to himself and to nobody in particular.
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
Seeking cleaning supplies,
Seeking cleaning supplies, our dispirited cleaner once again rummages through the broom closet. Uttering a low-voice profanity, he pounds his fist on the rear wall of the closet.
With a click and a grind, the rear wall slides to one side revealing a hidden room. Blinking his eyes in amazement, he steps inside to look around.
The door snaps shut behind him!
Failing to find a doorknob or latch to open the door, he starts examining the room. It contains several large cylindrical cases, several of which are extremely cold to the touch. One of the cases appears empty and isn't freezing cold. Curious, he steps inside to examine it more closely.
Suddenly, the lid swings shut and the transparent cover frosts over, concealing our unfortunate hero inside. A digital display on the front of the case begins flashing the words: 3000 AD.
[edit]
Almost two days now...nobody recognizes the FUTURAMA reference?
[/edit]
Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.
Our dispirited cleaner woke
Our dispirited cleaner woke up from his two doubles at the bar and pondered over his funny dream. That'll teach me to drink on duty he mumbled to himself. Now where is that damn zombie bear, we can't afford to lose barmaids at this rate.
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now