LPTP Thread #4--and away we go

mikey
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Topic 197598

Now time for another run of this popular past-time.

Simple rules:
= Post in this thread, anything with legible words (ie one word posts don't count)
= Stay within the message board rules
= Empty posts are invalid towards winning
= You must wait for someone else to post before you can post again, any and all multiple posts are invalid towards winning
= Have FUN

Rules Subject to change at moderators discretion without notice.

The winner will be the last person that posted, when I have time to check the thread, after one of these events:
= A specific date and/or time occurs
= A specific number of posts have been made
= I get tired of ya'll nagging me who is the winner :)
= An event I have chosen occurs (doesn't occur)

Sorry there are no physical prizes, only the satisfaction you played and won!!

So now Play on...

David S
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LPTP Thread #4--and away we go

Let me be the first to say Winning!

David

Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.

Mike Hewson
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Gosh some people have

Gosh some people have interesting lives :

"Well I did hit a whale last Xmas ... "

Him and his mates are going out of port to do some deep sea fishing, into the Great Australian Bight ( south of South Australia ). Barreling along at some 30+ knots in their fully kitted out fishing boat, an adult southern right whale broaches smack in front of them ~ 20m away. No where to go. They hit it and everyone flies through the air into the drink. The whale moves on basically unharmed, as they do, while the lads scramble to the boat which fortunately hadn't sunk. It wasn't very serviceable at that point, so they had to call for a rescue tow and it all otherwise ends well.

This whale is noted as "being curious and playful towards human vessels". Hmmmmm.

Now if I was that guy I'd definitely be winning !! :-)

Cheers, Mike.

( edit ) FYI : " The testicles of right whales are likely to be the largest of any animal, each weighing around 500 kg (1,100 lb)."
That probably explains why he swims wherever he likes ....

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

mikey
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RE: Gosh some people have

Quote:

Gosh some people have interesting lives :

"Well I did hit a whale last Xmas ... "

Him and his mates are going out of port to do some deep sea fishing, into the Great Australian Bight ( south of South Australia ). Barreling along at some 30+ knots in their fully kitted out fishing boat, an adult southern right whale broaches smack in front of them ~ 20m away. No where to go. They hit it and everyone flies through the air into the drink. The whale moves on basically unharmed, as they do, while the lads scramble to the boat which fortunately hadn't sunk. It wasn't very serviceable at that point, so they had to call for a rescue tow and it all otherwise ends well.

This whale is noted as "being curious and playful towards human vessels". Hmmmmm.

Now if I was that guy I'd definitely be winning !! :-)

Cheers, Mike.

( edit ) FYI : " The testicles of right whales are likely to be the largest of any animal, each weighing around 500 kg (1,100 lb)."
That probably explains why he swims wherever he likes ....

That is quite the fish story, glad they all came home to do it again another day!!

David S
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They are indeed lucky to have

They are indeed lucky to have all made it home safely.

They, and I, are winning!

David

Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.

John G
John G
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If at first you don't

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

Winning

Mike Hewson
Mike Hewson
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I'm only working the morning

I'm only working the morning session. Thus afternoon off. Walk the dog ?

Now that is winning !

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

John G
John G
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I went to the bank the other

I went to the bank the other day and asked the teller to check my balance, so she pushed me!

Winning

Mike Hewson
Mike Hewson
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I have a new pair of glasses

I have a new pair of glasses today. I can now tell the difference b/w male and female human infants.

That is a win all around !

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

John G
John G
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What did the dog say to the

What did the dog say to the hot dog bun? "Are you pure bred?"

Winning

Mike Hewson
Mike Hewson
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Tonite, Food Of The Gods :

Tonite, Food Of The Gods : Scrambled eggs on toast with fried tomato, bacon and mushrooms.

How can you not be winning with that combo !

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

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