If you are in a hurry, it's not actually necessary to join at the end of the queue. Put on a flustered expression (a kid niece or nephew on the hip also helps) and walk right up to the counter. When accosted by the next in line, just stare them into submission.
Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road and mounting the kerb.
Thats a good idea! In my land it is forbitten to talk on your mobile phone when driving or even when the motor runs. I see often people who talk wildly when they drive. I have some old infrared remotecontrols here. So i put one in my car to be prepared, when i see again somebody talking into his mobilephone before the trafficlights. Thank you for your advice.
To make the best use of your toiletpaper use both sides! Why waste your, or your boss money? Because of the saved money the product can be sold cheaper. Your boss and the company would be proud of you!
If you are driving in traffic and a police car passes you with its red lights on, get in behind and follow it. You'll get through traffic faster that way.
These days, you should probably no longer need to be concerned about getting mugged when approaching an automated teller machine late at night. Chances are reasonably good that, just like you, it has already run out of money or is suffering from some other such 'technical' fault.
If you are driving in traffic and a police car passes you with its red lights on, get in behind and follow it. You'll get through traffic faster that way.
Funny enough, the same thing happens with big red trucks that have 'FIRE' written on the side of them............
If you are in a hurry, it's
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If you are in a hurry, it's not actually necessary to join at the end of the queue. Put on a flustered expression (a kid niece or nephew on the hip also helps) and walk right up to the counter. When accosted by the next in line, just stare them into submission.
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Thats a good idea! In my land it is forbitten to talk on your mobile phone when driving or even when the motor runs. I see often people who talk wildly when they drive. I have some old infrared remotecontrols here. So i put one in my car to be prepared, when i see again somebody talking into his mobilephone before the trafficlights. Thank you for your advice.
Overdrawn? Bad Credit? No
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Overdrawn? Bad Credit? No problem, just write a cheque!
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( medical flavour )
When attending a cardiac arrest, the first pulse to check should be your own! :-)
Cheers, Mike.
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
To make the best use of your
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To make the best use of your toiletpaper use both sides! Why waste your, or your boss money? Because of the saved money the product can be sold cheaper. Your boss and the company would be proud of you!
Like, the word 'like', like
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Like, the word 'like', like is like a perfect, like substitute for any, like regular punctuation, like in, like an English sentence.
Like, impress your, like friends and like, severely annoy, like everyone else.
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If you are driving in traffic
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If you are driving in traffic and a police car passes you with its red lights on, get in behind and follow it. You'll get through traffic faster that way.
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I like.
These days, you should
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These days, you should probably no longer need to be concerned about getting mugged when approaching an automated teller machine late at night. Chances are reasonably good that, just like you, it has already run out of money or is suffering from some other such 'technical' fault.
RE: If you are driving in
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Funny enough, the same thing happens with big red trucks that have 'FIRE' written on the side of them............