People whose surname is Toblerone should always take along an empty 'Toblerone' chocolate box when attending interviews for office jobs. This would save your potential employer the expense of having to make a name plaque for your desk, and therefore increase your chances of getting the job.
It may even be worth changing your name to Toblerone and taking the above advice to improve your job prospects.
Bulls aren't really as mean and nasty as they have been made out to be. They are simply misunderstood creatures. You'll do a lot of good for them if you don an all-red costume (their favorite color) and go into the fields to give them hugs. Their eyesight is poor so be sure to run up to them quickly to lessen their fear and also shout and wave your arms so they'll know you're coming.
A bull that is snorting, drooling and churning the ground with its hooves is doing much the same thing as a puppy dog who is wagging its tail or licking your face. They like to be scratched behind the ears.
The friendliest bulls are those who live in a field with other males where a single female is kept nearby.
Those who don’t build must burn. It’s as old as history and juvenile delinquents.
Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451
RE: People whose surname is
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It may even be worth changing your name to Toblerone and taking the above advice to improve your job prospects.
Dead men don't get the baby washed. HTH
Are you fed up with all your
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Are you fed up with all your CDs looking boringly similar?
Try using a microwave........it's fun!!!
I love the crackle appreance.
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I love the crackle appreance. It would look good on someones wall.
You didn't microwave it long
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You didn't microwave it long enough, you can still read the M$ name...
Did it sound as good as
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Did it sound as good as Popcorn cooking?
Try the Pizza@Home project, good crunching.
Did it smell as good as
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Did it smell as good as popcorn popping?
I wonder if it comes with
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I wonder if it comes with butter on it?
Remember, dogs are people
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Remember, dogs are people too.
Bulls aren't really as mean
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Bulls aren't really as mean and nasty as they have been made out to be. They are simply misunderstood creatures. You'll do a lot of good for them if you don an all-red costume (their favorite color) and go into the fields to give them hugs. Their eyesight is poor so be sure to run up to them quickly to lessen their fear and also shout and wave your arms so they'll know you're coming.
A bull that is snorting, drooling and churning the ground with its hooves is doing much the same thing as a puppy dog who is wagging its tail or licking your face. They like to be scratched behind the ears.
The friendliest bulls are those who live in a field with other males where a single female is kept nearby.
Those who don’t build must burn. It’s as old as history and juvenile delinquents.
Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451
Give your car a custom paint
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Give your car a custom paint job. You can then avoid parking tickets when you park on a pedestrian crossing