Top tips. (follow the advice at your own risk)

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RE: HI:) Hello there

Message 36564 in response to message 36562

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HI:)

Hello there Dr...

I hope you've been following these tips ;o)

Such as, don't chase a bear into the woods to get a close-up photo.

H-Al 1 pint
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RE: RE: HI:) Hello there

Message 36565 in response to message 36564

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Quote:
HI:)

Hello there Dr...

I hope you've been following these tips ;o)

Such as, don't chase a bear into the woods to get a close-up photo.


Hmmm i just mit do that!

Son of a BIT!

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Ladies, save yourselves a

Ladies, save yourselves a bunch of money on hot wax treatments and use duct tape instead.

Those who don’t build must burn. It’s as old as history and juvenile delinquents.
Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451

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When cleaning your side arms

When cleaning your side arms do not remove the cleaning oil(makes a spektacular flame;)

Son of a BIT!

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Use hairspray and a match to

Use hairspray and a match to make a great bbq starter. Just spray the lighted match with the hairspray(while holding it) and aim at the charcoal. Works wonders.

TFFE

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RE: Use hairspray and a

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Use hairspray and a match to make a great bbq starter. Just spray the lighted match with the hairspray(while holding it) and aim at the charcoal. Works wonders.

I generally use a gas filled balloon. Prepare several in case you miss the barbeque on the first few tosses. Throw them from a distance and make it a game! Fun for the whole family. Light it with a trail of gas leading to the grill - you don't want to be foolhardy and stand in pools of fuel. I like to write words and make pictures with the gas trail. The food takes on a wonderful gassy tang, too. Yum!

Those who don’t build must burn. It’s as old as history and juvenile delinquents.
Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451

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no jack for your

no jack for your coke.

just use astringent from the wife or daughter's make-up kit.

Kathryn :o)

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20 ways to maintain a healthy

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity>>>>

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car, Wearing Sunglasses, and Point A
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with
that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk and Label It "In Box."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over
Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy,"

8. Dont Use Any Punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go,"

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All
Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go."

---And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

20. Write a check for one dollar, and when you cash it, ask for small denomination bills.

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When travelling to

When travelling to Yellowstone Park - one of the world's most astonishing examples of Nature's majestic beauty - one may adopt Old Faithful as a natural bidet. It is a common custom and one the Park Rangers ignore with a wry smile.

Those who don’t build must burn. It’s as old as history and juvenile delinquents.
Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451

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got some rocks that you need

got some rocks that you need broken?

your forhead makes an excellent hammer.

ignore the large lumps that will form. they are of no consequence.

Kathryn :o)

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