At the beginning of your next job interview, be sure to insist on the interviewer's CV and that they clearly indicate the portion that details their relevant training and experience in conducting job interviews.
At the beginning of your next job interview, be sure to insist on the interviewer's CV and that they clearly indicate the portion that details their relevant training and experience in conducting job interviews.
Insist on field sobriety tests from police officers that attempt to arrest you for DWI/DUI. Be sure to shout. Gesticulate wildly to be sure to gain their attention. Make several attempts to grab their weapons in order to emphasize your serious intent. Wet or foul yourself during any arrest proceedings should they occur. Smear yourself and all within arm's reach with with whatever substances you may find at hand. Enjoy free room and board for many years to come.
Those who don’t build must burn. It’s as old as history and juvenile delinquents.
Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451
Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road and mounting the kerb.
Top tips. (follow the advice at your own risk)
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Cool!
Son of a BIT!
Forcing a herd of cows
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Forcing a herd of cows through a narrow alleyway may result in condensed milk.
MAKE shopkeepers feel like
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MAKE shopkeepers feel like criminals and con men by carefully checking their change and holding bank notes up to the light before accepting them.
Physics is for gurls!
At the beginning of your next
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At the beginning of your next job interview, be sure to insist on the interviewer's CV and that they clearly indicate the portion that details their relevant training and experience in conducting job interviews.
RE: At the beginning of
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I vote for that. lol
Insist on field sobriety
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Insist on field sobriety tests from police officers that attempt to arrest you for DWI/DUI. Be sure to shout. Gesticulate wildly to be sure to gain their attention. Make several attempts to grab their weapons in order to emphasize your serious intent. Wet or foul yourself during any arrest proceedings should they occur. Smear yourself and all within arm's reach with with whatever substances you may find at hand. Enjoy free room and board for many years to come.
Those who don’t build must burn. It’s as old as history and juvenile delinquents.
Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451
Flying to Miami? Use this
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Flying to Miami? Use this airport.
Swedish tourist? Visit Tampa
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Swedish tourist? Visit Tampa Bay.
When disorientated after
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When disorientated after being dumped by a wave, don't panic, simply exhale a mouthful of air and follow the bubbles.
Fool other drivers into
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Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road and mounting the kerb.
Physics is for gurls!