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Twosheds
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I see a career in the

Message 31891 in response to message 31890

I see a career in the Diplomatic Service is beckoning for Raven. :o)

KSMarksPsych
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RE: RE: Well, you're

Message 31892 in response to message 31888

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Well, you're right on several levels, but I think it was a trick question. Pointing straight up, you definitely wouldn't see them because they're coherent light, and without something to diffuse the light or be reflected off of, you won't see anything. (Think of a laser pointer. You don't see the beam in clear air, only the point when it impacts the wall/screen/cat/whatever.)

I am so slow sometimes ...... you know I think we could save the US taxpayer alot of money here!
We could just set up a row of deckchairs alongside the LIGO's. Equal numbers along each arm for greater sensitivity. Oh, and that would be deckchairs with cupholders. Tell the scientists to go home for the weekend. Get a volunteer group to watch the lasers. Of course you'd have to supply them with beer and pizza. Now if, after a while, enough of them think that a gravity wave has passed by - then we'll call it a detection!
Any volunteers to form a quorum? :-)
Cheers, Mike.

::raises hand high up in the air::

ooo ooo me me me me

pick me

you've givin' us pizza!

Kathryn :o)

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Mike Hewson
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RE: ::raises hand high up

Message 31893 in response to message 31892

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::raises hand high up in the air::

ooo ooo me me me me

pick me

you've givin' us pizza!


Ok, that's .....

#1. Mike Hewson.
#2. KSMarksPsych.

Yup pizza's the go,
Your choice of: Hawaiian, Capriciossa, The Lot .....
For the beer,
Your choice of: Fosters ( of course ), Bud, Heineken .....

Amendment to specification: that would be deckchairs with cupholders and optional mounting of trays for eating off.

Shall we do the Hanford 4km SouthWest arm?
Now you have to watch carefully so we don't miss any gravity waves!

Cheers, Mike.

( edit ) Shame on me! Doh! Naturally -

#3. Michael Roycraft.

We'll knock up a spot for him with us.... :-)

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

KSMarksPsych
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RE: RE: ::raises hand

Message 31894 in response to message 31893

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::raises hand high up in the air::

ooo ooo me me me me

pick me

you've givin' us pizza!


Ok, that's .....

#1. Mike Hewson.
#2. KSMarksPsych.

Yup pizza's the go,
Your choice of: Hawaiian, Capriciossa, The Lot .....
For the beer,
Your choice of: Fosters ( of course ), Bud, Heineken .....

Amendment to specification: that would be deckchairs with cupholders and optional mounting of trays for eating off.

Shall we do the Hanford 4km SouthWest arm?
Now you have to watch carefully so we don't miss any gravity waves!

Cheers, Mike.

( edit ) Shame on me! Doh! Naturally -

#3. Michael Roycraft.

We'll knock up a spot for him with us.... :-)

Definitely the delux chairs. And if we could get some cushions that would be great too.

SW arm sounds great.

Can I have peperoni pizza and a Shiner (Texas beer)?

Kathryn :o)

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John Hunt
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RE: ::raises hand high up

Message 31895 in response to message 31894

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::raises hand high up in the air::

ooo ooo me me me me

pick me

you've givin' us pizza!

I'd like to volunteer too Mike.
Pizza with plenty of Pepperoni and make that Pepsi please 'cos I'm tee-total.

KSMarksPsych
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RE: RE: ::raises hand

Message 31896 in response to message 31895

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::raises hand high up in the air::

ooo ooo me me me me

pick me

you've givin' us pizza!

I'd like to volunteer too Mike.
Pizza with plenty of Pepperoni and make that Pepsi please 'cos I'm tee-total.

Sounds like a real party getting started.

::passes the pizza and soda::

Now keep your eyes peeled. Those gravity waves can be hard to see sometimes.

Wait, what was that?

Kathryn :o)

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Raven
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Would the results of the

Would the results of the experiment be compromised if one of the observers, say me, used Strongbow cider rather than beer? Or would that relegate me to a purely supervisor capacity?

(Re: CPDN, for those following my last drama, the moderator there caved.)

KSMarksPsych
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RE: Would the results of

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Would the results of the experiment be compromised if one of the observers, say me, used Strongbow cider rather than beer? Or would that relegate me to a purely supervisor capacity?

(Re: CPDN, for those following my last drama, the moderator there caved.)

Eh... could go either way. Gravity waves are a tricky thing...

OH Look

I think I see another one!

Kathryn :o)

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Misfit
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RE: RE: RE: Here's an

Message 31899 in response to message 31887

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Here's an absorbing question for you. If LIGO could aim its lasers straight up, in the night sky, how bright and what color would they be?

Well the input laser strength is 10W, not much, but it's wavelength is 1064nm. That's in the infrared. The human eye is quoted as seeing as around 400nm to 700nm, as low as 380 for werewolves and maybe 780 for vampires :-) ( with peak sensistivity at 555nm )
Alas, we wouldnt see it!
Cheers, Mike.

Well, you're right on several levels, but I think it was a trick question. Pointing straight up, you definitely wouldn't see them because they're coherent light, and without something to diffuse the light or be reflected off of, you won't see anything. (Think of a laser pointer. You don't see the beam in clear air, only the point when it impacts the wall/screen/cat/whatever.)


It was not a trick question. There are laser pointers specifically for astronomy purposes. Think green and more powerful.
http://www.luckyduck.com/lasers/
http://www.betapointer.com/green.htm
Class IIIa lasers are limited to 5mw power so LIGO has enough power. I bet an infrared camera would see it.
http://www.megalaser.com/
Class IIIb lasers can go a lot higher.

Dissection of Green Laser Pointer

For a few thousand dollars you can have yourself a modern day light saber.

me-[at]-rescam.org

Mike Hewson
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RE: Would the results of

Message 31900 in response to message 31897

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Would the results of the experiment be compromised if one of the observers, say me, used Strongbow cider rather than beer? Or would that relegate me to a purely supervisor capacity?


No, not at all. All good science needs a control group or four... :-)

So, we're up to -

Hanford 4K SouthWest Arm Quorum ( H4SWAQ )

#1. Mike Hewson. (Hawaiian/Fosters)
#2. KSMarksPsych. (Pepperoni/Shiner)
#3. Michael Roycraft.
#4. John Hunt. ( Pepperoni/Pepsi)
#5. Raven. (?/Strongbow)

Amendment to specification: that would be deckchairs with cupholders, and optional mounting of trays for eating off, and night vision IR goggles, and a light sabre ( choice of colors? ).

Cheers, Mike.

( edit ) Nudge, nudge ..... Come on, Misfit! There's a chair here for you! :-)

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

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