.... so this guy goes to the vet with his pet budgie because it's looking sick. The vet says "Yeah, look's crook alright! I'll be back in a minute". The vet goes out and comes back with his own cat whom he places nearby. The cat sniffs and looks at the budgie then snarls and promptly runs away. "Oh dear" says the vet "it's worse than I thought, be back in moment." At which he then comes back with his pet Labrador. Being a gentle dog it cautiously approaches the bird and then sniffs it, but then lets out a howl and also runs off.
"Quite right" says the vet "your bird is definitely seriously unwell. I can't help at all. My fee is $550."
"$550!!" proclaims the guy "what for?"
"Well $50 is my usual fee" explained the vet "but the extra $500 is for the cat scan and the lab test!"
Boom, boom....
Cheers, Mike. :-)
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
..... so I was down at the police station the other day, and under arrest. So I rang up Keith Stanley..
"Keith" I said "I'm under arrest. They've charged me with being the ugliest man in the world!"
"Oh, dear" says Keith "can I help?"
"Sure thing!" I replied "Can you come down to the station and prove them wrong...."
Boom, boom...
Cheers, Mike. :-)
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
Funny thing how you first
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Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
RE: Funny thing how you
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I don't know. I've never married a woman!
Physics is for gurls!
RE: RE: I went to my
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It's very calm now that there is the RAC>0 to post requirement. :)
me-[at]-rescam.org
"....so I was getting into my
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"....so I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?"
I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it."
"....so I was getting into my
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"....so I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?"
So, I said to him: "Do I look like an elevator salesperson?"
"We must be the change we wish to see."
Mahatma Gandhi
RE: "....so I was getting
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:o)
"....so I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah."
I said "Why?"
He said "My dog's died."
Ok, ok, ok .... so
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Ok, ok, ok
.... so this guy goes to the vet with his pet budgie because it's looking sick. The vet says "Yeah, look's crook alright! I'll be back in a minute". The vet goes out and comes back with his own cat whom he places nearby. The cat sniffs and looks at the budgie then snarls and promptly runs away. "Oh dear" says the vet "it's worse than I thought, be back in moment." At which he then comes back with his pet Labrador. Being a gentle dog it cautiously approaches the bird and then sniffs it, but then lets out a howl and also runs off.
"Quite right" says the vet "your bird is definitely seriously unwell. I can't help at all. My fee is $550."
"$550!!" proclaims the guy "what for?"
"Well $50 is my usual fee" explained the vet "but the extra $500 is for the cat scan and the lab test!"
Boom, boom....
Cheers, Mike. :-)
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
....so I was in my car, and I
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....so I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said, "You've been promoted." And I swerved.
And then he rang up a second time and said, "You've been promoted again." And I swerved again.
He rang up a third time and said "You're managing director." And I went into a tree.
And a policeman came up and said, "What happened to you?"
And I said, "I careered off the road."
Ok, ok, ok ..... so
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Ok, ok, ok
..... so I was down at the police station the other day, and under arrest. So I rang up Keith Stanley..
"Keith" I said "I'm under arrest. They've charged me with being the ugliest man in the world!"
"Oh, dear" says Keith "can I help?"
"Sure thing!" I replied "Can you come down to the station and prove them wrong...."
Boom, boom...
Cheers, Mike. :-)
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
You all know that a fairy
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You all know that a fairy tale starts out: "Once upon a time. . ."
A war story starts out: "So, there I was . . ."
"We must be the change we wish to see."
Mahatma Gandhi