Closed Closed Closed !!!

Es99
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LOL! I missed standup night

LOL! I missed standup night in the cafe!!

Physics is for gurls!

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RE: Ok, ok, ok .....

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Ok, ok, ok

..... so I was down at the police station the other day, and under arrest. So I rang up Keith Stanley..
"Keith" I said "I'm under arrest. They've charged me with being the ugliest man in the world!"
"Oh, dear" says Keith "can I help?"
"Sure thing!" I replied "Can you come down to the station and prove them wrong...."

Boom, boom...

Cheers, Mike. :-)

Thanks...;o)

...anyway, my neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

Mike Hewson
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Running out of original

Running out of original material so try this:

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

Twosheds
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You know Ronnie Corbett? He's

Message 27055 in response to message 27054

You know Ronnie Corbett? He's brilliant! But he's not really small. They made him look small to fit on telly. They did it with trick photography, which is brilliant. Only they call it special effects, and they're brilliant.

Like in Terminator 2. Have you seen it? It's about this bloke who can turn into a puddle and back again. Fantastic! Aren't sequels brilliant? They're the same film but with a different number, like two or three. Even bad films are great, 'cause at least they try. In the future, all films will be brilliant.

In fact, everything will be brilliant in the future, with cars on monorails, brilliant silvery costumes, food in pills and probably some special futurey can-opener. Fantastic! And everything will be done by computers. Aren't computers brilliant? They can do anything! Except play football. They'd be no good in goal, but they do everything else, virtually.

I'n't virtual reality brilliant? It's exactly like reality, only you wear a hat! I tried it with me brother's crash helmet and I fell down the stairs. Aren't hospitals brilliant?

Michael Roycraft
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Keith, You are a rare gem.

Keith,

You are a rare gem. Truly a resource of disarming humour! Thank you so much for your presence here.

Michael R.

ps - no point waiting for the "other shoe" to drop; that came from the heart.

microcraft
"The arc of history is long, but it bends toward justice" - MLK

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RE: Keith, You are a rare

Message 27057 in response to message 27056

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Keith,

You are a rare gem. Truly a resource of disarming humour! Thank you so much for your presence here.

Michael R.

ps - no point waiting for the "other shoe" to drop; that came from the heart.

Cheers Michael...how are you my friend?

...as I was about to tell you, I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is.

I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

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Howdy folks!

Howdy folks!

Click my stat image to go to the BOINC Synergy Team site!

Chipper Q
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RE: ...as I was about to

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...as I was about to tell you, I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is.

I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

Yup, it's good to be a man; you can open all your own jars... :)

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Twosheds
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RE: Yup, it's good to be a

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...you know the other day, someone asked me the secret of our long marriage.

I told them,"We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing, she goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

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A little biased, was married

A little biased, was married for 10 years...

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