Seti Refuge Bar & Bistro Wing of Cafe Einstein

Mike Hewson
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RE: People just don't

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People just don't understand how to approach my piles ...

ROFIUMA !! ( Rolls On Floor In Utter Mental Agony )

.... back to the psyche repair booth at the Happy Valley Funny Farm. Again ....

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

anniet
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OOF since WHEN *shove

OOF since WHEN

*shove something through door*

did this PLACE fit doorstop-...oh.

It's you.

*step over Mike*

I thought... *fed-up frown*... that this was cake.

It isn't.

And now I can't eat it... the evidence... so if anyone asks, it just... appeared and ... sort of ... fell apart a bit... like Mike did in fact. Yes. :)

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Mike Hewson
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Tut tut. Wanton disregard

Tut tut. Wanton disregard with such casual slips of the tongue. You should know there are people here with medical knowledge. I have feelings. I am not an animal. I am a Human Bean !!! :-) :-)

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

Zalster
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Did someone say

Did someone say cake??

Leaves 1 piece on counter top and walks back to Mike with other piece and a glass of milk..

Eat some, it's filled with anti-oxidants ;)

Mike Hewson
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RE: and walks back to Mike

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and walks back to Mike with other piece and a glass of milk..

Eat some, it's filled with anti-oxidants ;)


Ah ! Amazing ! Food Of The Gods indeed. Of course, The Chocolate Solution ! I can see ! I can play the piano* ! :-)

[pre]Memo to : Board Of Management

re : Seti Refuge Bar & Bistro Wing of Cafe Einstein

Dear Professor Allen,
In light of recent near-tragic events, may I strongly recommend the
installation of a Chocolate Emergency Station therein. If needed for funding
application purposes, I will collect a petition and form a desperation.

M. Hewson ( maitre D' )[/pre]
Cheers, Mike.

* I couldn't before.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

anniet
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RE: Did someone say

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Did someone say cake??


Yes they did, Zalster, and THAT...

*eat THAT*

...was indeed cake :) Thank you, on behalf of everyone who were-was-or-whatever

*extend sticky fingers in every direction* too too late to have some.

'Scuse me won't you? *beam chocolaty smile ALL OVER thread* correspondence beckons...

Ahem!

[pre]Dear Mr H Bean.
Please note the use of pictures (forthwith) to aid with
all stuff pertaining to cognitivityness and its infrequent
occurrings between the opposing attached ears of one's main
brain bendy bone.

In view of recent near tragic events, and their outturnings,
and to avoid further misunderstandings and a potential[/pre]

[pre]^^^ malpractice suit ^^^ I am delighted to furnish you with the
following sample:[/pre]

[pre]^^^ A stool ^^^ for
the express purpose of seating
oneself at a[/pre]

[pre]^^^ piano ^^^ for einsteinians
everywhere to appreciate your not
considerable talents thereon. Yes.

In view of your Chocolate Emergency Station proposal[/pre]

[pre]please accept the ^^^ above ^^^ and the[/pre] vvv [pre]below[/pre] vvv

[pre]and install them ... erm ... wherever your desperation
sees fit.
Sincerely, annie tut tut[/pre]

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David S
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RE: Did someone say

Quote:

Did someone say cake??

Leaves 1 piece on counter top and walks back to Mike with other piece and a glass of milk..

Eat some, it's filled with anti-oxidants ;)


That looks like it might, just might, be even better (heresy!) than Portillo's chocolate cake. Scroll to the bottom of page 4. (I've had the chocolate cake shake a couple of times, but it's not as good as just the cake by itself, plus the cake bits tend to plug up the straw.)

David

Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.

Zalster
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Walks in and looks around the

Walks in and looks around the room...

Sees coffee pot, goes over and takes a sniff....Wrinkle nose follows..

Throws it out and puts a new pot to brew.

Turns on the TV and sits down at the countertop while waiting for the coffee to finish.

"time to catch up on what's going on in the world"

Mike Hewson
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I've just had some chocolate,

I've just had some chocolate, so I'm good. I was trying to play the piano on an uncomfortable stool in a badly fitting suit.

Word of The Week : cognitivityness

.... treasure that one folks, it comes from Annie Tut Tut !

On the upside I will be down at Sandown racetrack on Sunday losing hearing, sanity and adrenaline stores while snorting up V8 Supercar* [strike]madness[/strike] atmosphere. Barracking for Craig Lowndes and Steven Richards in this car :

Cheers, Mike.

* A very Aussie formula combining noise, power and assertive driving ( ahem ). The DownUnda version of 'touring cars'.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

Zalster
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Nice... No motor speed

Nice...

No motor speed ways around here....

But I at least get a 4 day weekend starting Saturday.

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