Seti Refuge Bar & Bistro Wing of Cafe Einstein

Mike Hewson
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RE: And we temporarily

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And we temporarily pause our progam for a word from our sponsor.

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Contact our local UK Agent for supplies.

F. Harry Esq

We now return you to our scheduled program.

You have a rather young Prime Minister over there in Britain. Nice red tie. Ours keep getting stabbed by co-workers ......

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

Chris S
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We like to start 'em young.

We like to start 'em young.

That was a job interview for Hall porter. The PM had his CV, but he didn't get the job.

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

David S
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Ya'd think a doctor would

Ya'd think a doctor would know enough to wear hearing protection.

But then ya'd also think I'd know enough to wear it when I'm conducting a train, and I don't. I can stick a finger in one ear when I do the whistle, but not being Zaphod Beeblebrox, I don't have a third hand to do the whistle while I stick a finger in the other ear. (But then, if I were Zaphod Beeblebrox, I'd have four ears and three hands wouldn't be enough even for that, let alone doing the whistle too.) The really stupid thing is, I have ear plugs in my grip and just never bother to dig them out. I need to get a set of the ones with the cord running between them so I can pull them out and drape them around my neck when I don't need them.

David

Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.

Chris S
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Ah, but can you balance a Pan

Ah, but can you balance a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster on your knee, whilst waving the green flag, blowing a whistle, and pressing a button???

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

TimeLord04
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Collecting, now, on Bill's

Collecting, now, on Bill's and Chris's double posting errors.

I'll have two double shots of JagerMeister, please. :-) Put that on Bill's tab.

Next, I'll have two Guinness draughts, please. :-) Put that on Chris's tab.

Thank you. :-)

TimeLord04
Have TARDIS, will travel...
Come along K-9!
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Chris S
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My pleasure my good Sir!

My pleasure my good Sir!

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

Mike Hewson
Mike Hewson
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RE: Ya'd think a doctor

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Ya'd think a doctor would know enough to wear hearing protection.


?? there's a doctor around here ?? Where ? :-)

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

anniet
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RE: You have a rather young

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You have a rather young Prime Minister over there in Britain. Nice red tie.


I wonder what security were thinking when they allowed that other one in the building, let alone the same room... Perhaps he claimed to be a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster Stand... :)

@Zalster

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Not so sure about the tunes coming out of the piano in the back...


Interesting - in the sense pain is interesting - that the one making the racket can't hear the racket... :)

@David

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I can stick a finger in one ear when I do the whistle,


When you see someone do that, it's VERY impressive, I admit. :)

*note bar propping up a TL* I see there was quite a... rebellion over in the TLTHPLTHTL-whatever-number-it-is-thread? If it continues... I think a restock will be necessary...

:)

Please wait here. Further instructions could pile up at any time. Thank you.

Chris S
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RE: I can stick a finger in

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I can stick a finger in one ear when I do the whistle,

When you see someone do that, it's VERY impressive, I admit. :)


It's when they do it the other way round that it's interesting .....

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

David S
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someone wake me up when it's

someone wake me up when it's time to go home from work...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

David

Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.

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