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anniet
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RE: I won't tell if you

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I won't tell if you won't tell ;)


Tell what? :)

Speaking of children... I got an email from my daughter asking me if I could make her one of these for Christmas...

She never saw the teddybear I made... it would have terrified even the hardiest of children. I'm sort of rather tempted to give it a go :) If I ever do... I will be sure to post the result...

*exit thread eating more of the evidence of what shall never be spoken of again*

:)

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Betreger
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Besides the normal Tuesday

Besides the normal Tuesday outrage we got a short bonus here.

Chris S
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It's all relative!!

It's all relative!!

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

Gary Charpentier
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See what happens when all

See what happens when all those computers switch to their favorite backup project at once :)

David S
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Gee, it's been a quiet week

Gee, it's been a quiet week in here.

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Barkeep, can I have a Long Island ice tea? Make it a double.

David

Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.

Mike Hewson
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RE: Gee, it's been a quiet

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Gee, it's been a quiet week in here.


{ .... drags snot-ridden brain to level of bar top, applies jumper cables to temples from deep discharge main battle tank battery, glorious spray of sparks, ceiling lights flicker, minor hair fire ... }

Hey. Hello ..... who said that ?

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Barkeep, can I have a Long Island ice tea? Make it a double.


[BLEARY EYED STUPOR] A what ??? :-) :-)

Have to look up the cocktail book .... it'll be in here somewhere .... Rhode Island Rude Rooster ... Catalina Island Catastrophe .... Bermuda Quadrangle ... Poughkeepsie Petrolhead .... Cape Schanck Shank .... aha ....

No sweat. Knew that one all along ( ahem ).

Cheers, Mike.

( edit ) Why do I have a Never Ending Story dragon on my head ?

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

Phil
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(Opens door to bar, walks in,

(Opens door to bar, walks in, slips and falls due to Doc Hewson ejectus on floor, breaks leg.

Gets treated by said doctor, who promptly performs a lobotomy on me.

I no longer care about broken leg.

The End.)

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

Zalster
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Hears the commotion going on,

Hears the commotion going on, peaks out from behind the fern blocking the back booth....

Looks up at clock and calendar..

What day is it again?? Thinking I should probably be somewhere but can't think of just what where that is.....

Oh well...

Right..Football...Need to go to the store and get ready for the game Saturday...Let's see..what do I need..

Steaks, chips, beer, salsa, guacamole, beer......hmmm......

Mike Hewson
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RE: ... Let's see..what do

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... Let's see..what do I need..

Steaks, chips, beer, salsa, guacamole, beer......hmmm......


.... something to hold the beer* in ( especially if you have had a lobotomy, or are performing one ) :

.... somewhere to sit ( good if you have a broken leg ) :

.... and somewhere to put all the other stuff on :

Would you like to sit out on our patio ? As close as you like to this :

{ .... and most importantly, you get to have the remote! }

Cheers, Mike.

* Absolutely true story. Mildura ~ 1987, guy comes into ED badly smashed up from a car accident out on the highway. He has overalls on, is a house painter, and all the paint tins in the back of the van had come forward and split open. So he's covered quite extensively in various paints. Bad news : his spleen has ruptured so we have to go in. NOW. No time for fancy preps, take him up to theater in the clothes he's in, scrub his belly as best as can and get in. Halfway through the procedure - and we are doing well thankfully - I'm holding the retractors etc on one side and the surgeon ( Kevin ) is on the other. We hear a clink and a stubby bottle of beer ( Victoria Bitter ) falls to the floor. It had slipped out of one of the painter's overalls flank pockets [ the long one at the side of the thigh ]. But it doesn't break, is unopened and full, and then starts to roll across the floor to the wall. Kev, myself, the anaesthetist and two scrub nurses all watch it slowly rolling. I was too slow. Kev says "eyes off it Mick, that one's mine" ..... :-) :-)

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

Chris S
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Love the stubby story Mike!

Love the stubby story Mike!

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

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