LPTP Thread #5 - - and away we go

Phil
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Aye, give the good doctor

Aye, give the good doctor some bait and you're sure to get a good story.

The game of golf has been known to induce infarctions and brain bleeds. Was going to say stroke, but since we're talking about golf here...

I believe the game was invented by the Irish. Hence their famous tempers.

Winning. Now I just have to find out where I hacked that dang electron.

Phil

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RE: OK, we need some decent

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OK, we need some decent intellectual content here ! Try who's on first base .... :-)

Cheers, Mike.

Very well then. I believe is was Confucius who once said: "Man who cooks carrots and peas (sp?) in same pot very unsanitary."

Hee Haw, Hee Haw!!!

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It's a crime to punch a bull

It's a crime to punch a bull in the nose in Washington D.C.

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It's a crime to punch a bull in the nose in Washington D.C.

Guess I'll have to switch to the politicians. Lord knows I wouldn't want to break the law.

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RE: Aye, give the good

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Aye, give the good doctor some bait and you're sure to get a good story.

The game of golf has been known to induce infarctions and brain bleeds. Was going to say stroke, but since we're talking about golf here...

I believe the game was invented by the Irish. Hence their famous tempers.

Winning. Now I just have to find out where I hacked that dang electron.

Phil

Phil,

I thought it was the Scots who invented golf... (They too have tempers...)

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RE: OK, we need some decent

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OK, we need some decent intellectual content here ! Try who's on first base .... :-)

Cheers, Mike.

I spent too much time with my kids.

Here a variation that caught me by surprise.

Who Is On Stage

John G
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The United States has more

The United States has more bagpipe bands than Scotland

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RE: The United States has

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The United States has more bagpipe bands than Scotland


And more Porsches than Germany :)

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Mike Hewson
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RE: Aye, give the good

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Aye, give the good doctor some bait and you're sure to get a good story.

The game of golf has been known to induce infarctions and brain bleeds. Was going to say stroke, but since we're talking about golf here...

I believe the game was invented by the Irish. Hence their famous tempers.

Winning. Now I just have to find out where I hacked that dang electron.


Laughter is indeed the best of medicines ! :-)

However I believe golf is truly flawed. If it's supposed to be pleasant to hit a golf ball, why the award for hitting it the least number of times ? This is the source of tension I reckon. As for myself I typically played 'woodland' courses and so my style really emphasised that forest aspect. I routinely beat my comrades, well at least if the scoring was unconventional. I was never too proud to venture into double figures per hole.

Skippy update : the reason they had 8 of them was not in fact training per task. In reality they were unteachable to a 'roo. The film crew would just have to run the camera and hope that one would randomly perform something useful to be cut into the storyline being undertaken. If you have seven to spare then maybe one of those will erratically give a performance of note, if one gets tired and just keeps chewing on a stick or something. There are no blooper reels. Kangaroos don't go "tchk tchk tchk" either. This is grand fiction. At most you will get "it's your round this time mate, make mine a Foster's" ....

Cheers, Mike.

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RE: RE: Aye, give the

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Aye, give the good doctor some bait and you're sure to get a good story.

The game of golf has been known to induce infarctions and brain bleeds. Was going to say stroke, but since we're talking about golf here...

I believe the game was invented by the Irish. Hence their famous tempers.

Winning. Now I just have to find out where I hacked that dang electron.

Phil

Phil,

I thought it was the Scots who invented golf... (They too have tempers...)

No. They invented Scotch which goes hand 'n hand with golf. Isn't it funny the Scotts use used American bourbon barrels to age their Scotch in. Yum. The best of both worlds.

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