I was reading Mike's latest post and it suddenly hit me. The term "stroke" in golf comes from the many thousands of golf players who have suffered same while digging their car keys out of the water hazard.
Therefore, I conclude that golf is a very serious health hazard and should not be played by anyone not bent on self-destruction. May I suggest BINGO instead.
I will submit my findings for the next publication of the AMA Journal. We MUST get the word out to save lives.
I was reading Mike's latest post and it suddenly hit me. The term "stroke" in golf comes from the many thousands of golf players who have suffered same while digging their car keys out of the water hazard.
Therefore, I conclude that golf is a very serious health hazard and should not be played by anyone not bent on self-destruction. May I suggest BINGO instead.
I will submit my findings for the next publication of the AMA Journal. We MUST get the word out to save lives.
Absolutely correct, Dr Phil !
Golf can cause worse brain damage than boxing, and probably exceeds the sport of dentistry too.
Cheers, Mike.
( edit ) Hands up those of you who didn't know that dentistry was a sport .....
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
Golf can cause worse brain damage than boxing, and probably exceeds the sport of dentistry too.
Ah yes, the dentist, of the genus Drillus Toothicus. A nasty bugger all the way around. A close cousin of the Drillus Instructorcus, a being bent on terrorizing all young men and women who volunteer to serve their home country.
I was reading Mike's latest
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I was reading Mike's latest post and it suddenly hit me. The term "stroke" in golf comes from the many thousands of golf players who have suffered same while digging their car keys out of the water hazard.
Therefore, I conclude that golf is a very serious health hazard and should not be played by anyone not bent on self-destruction. May I suggest BINGO instead.
I will submit my findings for the next publication of the AMA Journal. We MUST get the word out to save lives.
Phil
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
RE: I was reading Mike's
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Absolutely correct, Dr Phil !
Golf can cause worse brain damage than boxing, and probably exceeds the sport of dentistry too.
Cheers, Mike.
( edit ) Hands up those of you who didn't know that dentistry was a sport .....
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
Morology is the study of
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Morology is the study of ridiculous conversation.
RE: Golf can cause worse
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Ah yes, the dentist, of the genus Drillus Toothicus. A nasty bugger all the way around. A close cousin of the Drillus Instructorcus, a being bent on terrorizing all young men and women who volunteer to serve their home country.
/shiver
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
Continuing Morologica
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Continuing Morologica Inexactitudinous :
Now, which one of you sorry excuses for a dentist called Lee Ermy a golfer :
Private Skippy, what is your major malfunction, gumnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough eucalyptus when you were a child? !!
Cheers, Mike
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
Studies show : feeling guilty
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Studies show : feeling guilty may damage your immune system.
Doctor : Studies show feeling
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Doctor : Studies show feeling guilty may damage your immune system.
Patient : I don't believe you. I demand a second opinion.
Doctor : Fair enough. You're ugly as well.
[ ... in a corridor, seated under a sign that says 'Shortlist', outside of a door that says 'Medical Board' ... ]
Cheers, Mike.
( edit ) "Actually I thought some of the Coroner's comments were so unfair ... no one's died since last time."
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
Some people are able to pick
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Some people are able to pick up AM radio signals through there dental fillings
Goodnight everyone. :-)
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Goodnight everyone. :-)
TimeLord04
Have TARDIS, will travel...
Come along K-9!
Join SETI Refugees
Well, I don't want to come
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Well, I don't want to come over all FaceBook at you, but this is the mail service we had to tolerate today :
..... yes, the letters are kept in the pouch where the 'joey' sorts them. Can you spot any other Australia Post employees ?? ;-)
Cheers, Mike.
( edit ) Hint : there are four in total pictured ....
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal