LPTP Thread #4--and away we go

Mike Hewson
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RE: The 200 million wild

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The 200 million wild rabbits living in Australia today come from 12 original breeding pairs.

Sort of out does the kangaroo problem.


Ah, it's the sheep ya gotta watch mate. Clever little blighters, quietly waiting to take over after The Pocalypse. Full of Vegemite every one of them. Crikey, even the Road Warrior has backed 'em for five quid and a Fosters ! :-)

Cheers, Clancy.

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Carpenter's lament: I've

Carpenter's lament:

I've cut this board 3 times and it's STILL too short...

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John G
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In Fairbanks, Alaska, moose

In Fairbanks, Alaska, moose are banned from mating within the city limits.

Hmmm: Wonder who enforces that law ?

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Mike Hewson
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Shameful, that law is just

Shameful, that law is just plain moosist.

Cheers, Mike.

( edit ) ... or, nice work if you can get it.

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John G
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Albert Einstein never learned

Albert Einstein never learned how to drive.

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Mike Hewson
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Smart dude. Just one example

Smart dude. Just one example of his genius.

Cheers, Mike.

( edit ) Sit in the middle of the back seat, that's the safest spot .....

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RE: In Fairbanks, Alaska,

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In Fairbanks, Alaska, moose are banned from mating within the city limits.

Hmmm: Wonder who enforces that law ?

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hey u 2. no moosing. bad mosees, bad, bad, bad

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Mike Hewson
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A security guard tells me of

A security guard tells me of a particular car park, next to a very famous local wildlife sanctuary, which is quite popular after dark for circle work, spray painting, possible alien abductions, and a spot of err .... moosing ....

Cheers, Mike.

( edit ) Australia just be No Country For Old Camels : all the twerking rabbits, kangaroos pinching golf balls, seditious sheep, houses on poles, no sane locals, dung all over the place .....

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Toast lands butter side down

Toast lands butter side down 62% of the time.

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Mike Hewson
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RE: Toast lands butter side

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Toast lands butter side down 62% of the time.


Well duh ! Only if you hold it butter side down before you let go. It's not like they're cats or anything .... :-)

Cheers, Mike.

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The game is progressing very fast towards it's end, no we are not there juts yet, but we are getting closer.


Aawww, shoot! We're heading for a bleedin' event horizon .... everybody else get out while you can, I mean it : stop posting entirely, I'll ride it all the way in ! :-) ;-0

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