TLPTPW something or other edition

You are all facing the latest instalment of The Last Person To Post Wins. Please note. Exits can be sealed without notice.

Some simple rules - just take your time, you'll get there

1. It's widely alleged I can't win this thread - but that you can. Accept that if you wish
2. Posting in this thread with legible words strung together is what you're all going to need to aim for - however steep the learning curve
3. Stay within the message board rules and these ones here *point in every direction at once*
4. Empty posts are invalid towards winning - this means they need filling with something, people
5. You must wait for someone else to post before you can post again, or you will be declared invalid.. For a post count win, these crimes will be tallied, and deducted, which is the same way as saying they'll be totalled and then added. All of which will happen in my head and could be subject to errors which will not be admitted to.
6. Double posters must buy a round in the Seti Bar, except the only poster who can't win - which is me :)
7. Have FUN -- strict requirement Innocent *slow blink* and I think we all know what that means    

Rules are Subject to change at moderators discretion without notice. (that should go without saying) which as you can see, didn't

The winner will be the last person that posted when I can be bothered to check the thread for something like the following having happened:

•  A specific date and/or time occurred
• I get tired of being nagged about who is going to win
• I get tired of being insulted for having won
• An event I have chosen occurs (doesn't occur)
• A specific number of posts have been made

There are no physical prizes, nor any torture, just the satisfaction you played and won :)

(and good conversation - erm... best we're flexible on this I think ... y-e-e-e-s)

Okay?

Okay! :)