Mrs Miggins.... LP to finish their Tea and Crumpets.

Daniel Michel
Daniel Michel
Joined: 3 Mar 05
Posts: 4444
Credit: 586496
RAC: 0

RE: RE: RE: RE: Just

Message 71487 in response to message 71485

Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Just returned from the company doctor, who deemed it possible for me to go back to work for 4 hours/day... heck, I don't even fit in my shoes, so swollen are my feet. But OK... :-)

[sarcasm]
Wonderful. Just absolutely wonderful. I wonder where he got his MD.
[/sarcasm]

Probably thought you could walk on your hands.


LOL

Nah, I can hover & float everywhere. Weeeeee, never touching the ground, see?


Did the company doctor give you some of the happy pills?

Erik
Erik
Joined: 14 Feb 06
Posts: 2815
Credit: 2645600
RAC: 0

RE: RE: RE: RE: Quote

Message 71488 in response to message 71487

Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Just returned from the company doctor, who deemed it possible for me to go back to work for 4 hours/day... heck, I don't even fit in my shoes, so swollen are my feet. But OK... :-)

[sarcasm]
Wonderful. Just absolutely wonderful. I wonder where he got his MD.
[/sarcasm]

Probably thought you could walk on your hands.


LOL

Nah, I can hover & float everywhere. Weeeeee, never touching the ground, see?


Did the company doctor give you some of the happy pills?


...or a morphine cloud?

Jord
Joined: 26 Jan 05
Posts: 2952
Credit: 5893653
RAC: 204

RE: RE: RE: RE: Quote

Message 71489 in response to message 71488

Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Just returned from the company doctor, who deemed it possible for me to go back to work for 4 hours/day... heck, I don't even fit in my shoes, so swollen are my feet. But OK... :-)

[sarcasm]
Wonderful. Just absolutely wonderful. I wonder where he got his MD.
[/sarcasm]

Probably thought you could walk on your hands.


LOL

Nah, I can hover & float everywhere. Weeeeee, never touching the ground, see?


Did the company doctor give you some of the happy pills?

...or a morphine cloud?


I wish.

But no, just happy old me here.

Daniel Michel
Daniel Michel
Joined: 3 Mar 05
Posts: 4444
Credit: 586496
RAC: 0

RE: RE: RE: RE: Quote

Message 71490 in response to message 71489

Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Just returned from the company doctor, who deemed it possible for me to go back to work for 4 hours/day... heck, I don't even fit in my shoes, so swollen are my feet. But OK... :-)

[sarcasm]
Wonderful. Just absolutely wonderful. I wonder where he got his MD.
[/sarcasm]

Probably thought you could walk on your hands.


LOL

Nah, I can hover & float everywhere. Weeeeee, never touching the ground, see?


Did the company doctor give you some of the happy pills?

...or a morphine cloud?

I wish.

But no, just happy old me here.


Demand your pain pills!

Jord
Joined: 26 Jan 05
Posts: 2952
Credit: 5893653
RAC: 204

RE: Demand your pain

Message 71491 in response to message 71490

Quote:
Demand your pain pills!


I had contact with work and shown them my (now purple and 3 times normal size) ankles. They said 4 hours was to be zero hours for the moment. Luckily there are prevailing heads working above me.

Daniel Michel
Daniel Michel
Joined: 3 Mar 05
Posts: 4444
Credit: 586496
RAC: 0

RE: RE: Demand your pain

Message 71492 in response to message 71491

Quote:
Quote:
Demand your pain pills!

I had contact with work and shown them my (now purple and 3 times normal size) ankles. They said 4 hours was to be zero hours for the moment. Luckily there are prevailing heads working above me.


That is good...ankles of that size should never be walked on.

Jord
Joined: 26 Jan 05
Posts: 2952
Credit: 5893653
RAC: 204

Gosh, I wonder what a

Gosh, I wonder what a hover-chair costs then. How else am I to move around in the flat? Overhead-pulley-system or just install monkey-bars? :-D

Twosheds
Twosheds
Joined: 18 Jan 05
Posts: 1405
Credit: 3548147
RAC: 0

RE: Gosh, I wonder what a

Message 71494 in response to message 71493

Quote:
Gosh, I wonder what a hover-chair costs then. How else am I to move around in the flat? Overhead-pulley-system or just install monkey-bars? :-D

What..you mean you haven't yet mastered the art of levitation?

Jord
Joined: 26 Jan 05
Posts: 2952
Credit: 5893653
RAC: 204

This thread seems a bit

This thread seems a bit dead...

No Keith, I haven't mastered levitation yet. :-(

But now for something completely different: what is the gang of 30?
If he or she who wants to answer me that can't do that on here for fear of reprisals, you know my email address. Or PM me elsewhere.

Erik
Erik
Joined: 14 Feb 06
Posts: 2815
Credit: 2645600
RAC: 0

I am here to breathe new life

I am here to breathe new life into this forgotten thread. My CPR classes were a long time ago though...

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.