Internal Displacement thread for Seti Asylum Seekers.

Misfit
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RE: RE: RE: I think we

Message 31911 in response to message 31909

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I think we should activate the deflector shields before the gravity wave comes.

Mr. Data says the shield harmonics make the waves worse.

That's it then...We have no choice...We'll have to attack the wave.


Mr. Worf reports the waves are reflecting the phaser energy.

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KSMarksPsych
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RE: RE: RE: Now keep

Message 31912 in response to message 31906

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Now keep your eyes peeled. Those gravity waves can be hard to see sometimes.

So true. I'm surprised no one has thought of using fishing bobbers to spot gravity waves before. You know, the red and white floaty things you use when you drop-fish. They bob up and down when water waves go by and that's easy to see if you're paying attention.
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The same relay could also trigger another solenoid that would initiate the delivery of fresh drinks from a special Caractacus Potts-type device. You know, like the one that made them beakfast, but this time I could get a fresh Pan-Gallactic Gargle Blaster ("the alcoholic equivalent to a mugging: expensive and bad for the head") or something.

Oh, and there should be chicken and pork loin and thick steaks on the grill to supplement the pizza.

Makes for an interesting picture, no?

Jim


Yes, after about two hours or so every(inebriated)body will say screw gravity, break out the rods saying "Let's catch some fish", while sitting around groaning with overfull bellies and trying to use a wet-nap to clean the B-B-Q sauce off of the fingers. Or would that be just me...

i think that would be just you.

I prefer to lick the bbq sauce of my fingers. More environmentally friendly.

Kathryn :o)

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vemec
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RE: Now keep your eyes

Message 31913 in response to message 31906

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Now keep your eyes peeled. Those gravity waves can be hard to see sometimes.

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So true. I'm surprised no one has thought of using fishing bobbers to spot gravity waves before. You know, the red and white floaty things you use when you drop-fish. They bob up and down when water waves go by and that's easy to see if you're paying attention.
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The same relay could also trigger another solenoid that would initiate the delivery of fresh drinks from a special Caractacus Potts-type device. You know, like the one that made them beakfast, but this time I could get a fresh Pan-Gallactic Gargle Blaster ("the alcoholic equivalent to a mugging: expensive and bad for the head") or something.

Oh, and there should be chicken and pork loin and thick steaks on the grill to supplement the pizza.

Makes for an interesting picture, no?

I think we should seriously consider using helium-filled balloons, too. They should be useful detectors, as well as adding to the festive air.

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RE: RE: RE: RE: I

Message 31914 in response to message 31911

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I think we should activate the deflector shields before the gravity wave comes.

Mr. Data says the shield harmonics make the waves worse.

That's it then...We have no choice...We'll have to attack the wave.

Mr. Worf reports the waves are reflecting the phaser energy.


Arm photon torpedos.

Dogbytes™
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RE: RE: RE: RE: Quote

Message 31915 in response to message 31914

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I think we should activate the deflector shields before the gravity wave comes.

Mr. Data says the shield harmonics make the waves worse.

That's it then...We have no choice...We'll have to attack the wave.

Mr. Worf reports the waves are reflecting the phaser energy.

Arm photon torpedos.


Nah, rubber bands and paper clips should do the trick with this crowd.

Twosheds
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RE: RE: RE: RE: Quote

Message 31916 in response to message 31915

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I think we should activate the deflector shields before the gravity wave comes.

Mr. Data says the shield harmonics make the waves worse.

That's it then...We have no choice...We'll have to attack the wave.

Mr. Worf reports the waves are reflecting the phaser energy.

Arm photon torpedos.

Nah, rubber bands and paper clips should do the trick with this crowd.

It's a shame to waste good paper clips and rubber bands....

Misfit
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RE: RE: RE: RE: Quote

Message 31917 in response to message 31914

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I think we should activate the deflector shields before the gravity wave comes.

Mr. Data says the shield harmonics make the waves worse.

That's it then...We have no choice...We'll have to attack the wave.

Mr. Worf reports the waves are reflecting the phaser energy.

Arm photon torpedos.


But I don't have anything on my arm. Perhaps you could try throwing your watch.

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John Hunt
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Whoa! Depends on how intense

Whoa! Depends on how intense these waves are.........
Maybe we might as well just put our heads between our knees and
kiss our a**es goodbye!

ersatzjim
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Could somebody design

Could somebody design hover-surfboards? Maybe we could catch a sweet ride on some of the bigger gravity waves! Although bungee tethers and parachutes would be a good idea to keep us from leaving the planet. The bungees would be a gentle motion stopper and the parachute would land us safely down to earth. Now there's a ride worth paying for!

Those who don’t build must burn. It’s as old as history and juvenile delinquents.
Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451

Misfit
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RE: Could somebody design

Message 31920 in response to message 31919

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Could somebody design hover-surfboards? Maybe we could catch a sweet ride on some of the bigger gravity waves! Although bungee tethers and parachutes would be a good idea to keep us from leaving the planet. The bungees would be a gentle motion stopper and the parachute would land us safely down to earth. Now there's a ride worth paying for!


It's been done!

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