TLPTPW - The Warped Sense of Humor Edition

Chris S
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Q. How can you tell a happy

Q. How can you tell a happy motorcyclist?

A. In the UK one that has just done a red light, a wheelie afterwards, and 60 mph in a 30 mph limit.

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

Chris S
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Q. How can you tell a happy

Double post due to internet problems, not my fault!!

 

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

Jonathan
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Who's fault it is does not

Who's fault it is does not matter, the beer will be just as good!

And the horror of so much beer going to waste.

And for the funny part, Cortana once told me a joke:

Don't trust the atoms! They make up everything!

anniet
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Something's been troubling me

Something's been troubling me for awhile and I've just realised what it is. I forgot an "also" earlier. I'm going to have to put it here so that I can move on. I hope no one minds ...

 

also

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RandyC
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The thread has finally warped

The thread has finally warped into the right frame of humor.  Therefore, I will give a hint of the triggering event/reference:

Review my six previous posts. Extract the correct single word from each post and it will all fall into place.

Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

anniet
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show

The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Do the time warp would fit superbly whilst also being enormous fun to watch :)

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RandyC
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anniet wrote:The Rocky Horror

anniet wrote:
The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Do the time warp would fit superbly whilst also being enormous fun to watch :)

And we Have a WINNER.  Congratulations ANNIET on your win.

Feel free to start your own thread soonest!

Let's do the Time Warp Again!!!

Seti Classic Final Total: 11446 WU.

anniet
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RandyC wrote:anniet wrote:The

RandyC wrote:
anniet wrote:
The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Do the time warp would fit superbly whilst also being enormous fun to watch :)

And we Have a WINNER.  Congratulations ANNIET on your win.

Feel free to start your own thread soonest!

Let's do the Time Warp Again!!!

 

Yes lets!! :)

*look Randy up and down* You give very good clues. Thank you :)

 

 I hope no one is under illusions as to the standard things will sink to from here on though - but I will have a post number too I expect - I just haven't decided what yet. Carry on while I write my thread Laws - draconian I think suits my mood. I won the tool thread you see. The takeover is now well under way people ...

;)

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Mike Hewson
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Well that went under my

Well that went under my radar. Imagine putting the magic word in the title. Tut, tut .....

Head for the hills everyone :

goat.jpg

... Annie's in charge ! :-)

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

anniet
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Mike Hewson wrote:Well that

Mike Hewson wrote:

Well that went under my radar. Imagine putting the magic word in the title. Tut, tut .....

Head for the hills everyone :

goat.jpg

... Annie's in charge ! :-)

Cheers, Mike.

With a perfectly angled nose to the ground we all walk on - yes :)

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