TLPTP WINS THREAD ... err ... dunno ... what is 26 good for ?

Mike Hewson
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anniet wrote:Also, Tits'

anniet wrote:
Also, Tits' could never be considered the 27th group if there weren't 26 already. So just for being bigger than 25, 26 must be quite imoprtant. And it took me 26 paces to make a stone-cold cup of hot coffee yesterday. It should only have taken 10. Spookily, that result matches the same Ineffeciency of Effort Quotient that governs messing up falling over. Do it competently and it's achieved within just one step. Incompetently takes 2.6

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Hmm the possessive of more than one tit. Let me see .... flicks through therasaurus .....

I'll take that as a typo/fat-finger/brain-burp then, huh ??? It's propobably not omorptant anyway .... how ineffekiant. :-)

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Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

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I did wonder if I should have

I did wonder if I should have put an s after the apostrophe (as well as the one that had to be before it because it had to be before it...)*  ...

:/

my apologies.

 

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propobably not omorptant anyway

*blonj*  I thnik it os...

;)

 

*edit: and maybe group...after it

 

late edit:

I think I'm very close to unifying Incidence Geometries  with Bosonic String theory, people...

Please wait here. Further instructions could pile up at any time. Thank you.

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I'm sure I read somewhere

I'm sure I read somewhere that a group of Tits was called a Bounce, but I may be wrong.

unifying Incidence Geometries with Bosonic String theory

Ah yes, popularly known as the Clumsiness Index. e.g. If one takes 2.6 steps before one trips over, then the object being caried will continue forward in a decreasing parabolic trajectory to the lowest level available which is usually the floor. The distance ahead of the prone carrier is in inverse proportion to the square of the length of the string that was tripped over.

I can announce to the assembled throng that I believe I have found a foolproof way to detect Illegitimacy. After exhaustive laboratory testing I have found that if you remove the lid from a jar of pickled onions, and turn it upside down, all the b*st*rds fall out.

I'm keeping this under wraps awaiting independent verification. This is of course allied to the Silly Old Duffer Syndrome also known as Sods law.

*beams at assembled Einsteinans manically*

Wikipedia entry for 2036

Chris S - Inventer , entrepreneur, discover of the promiscousness of pickled condiments, a man who knew his onions. Last heard of in Tibet researching the missing evolutionary link between their religious leader and South American Camelids.

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

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This could just be a

This could just be a coincidence. I mean, you can't rule it out. There are only two known dimensional numbers where String Theory ( any form ) makes consistent sense. One is ten ( or eleven, depending who you ask ). The other is a twenty-six dimensional space. Sigh. Is Annie channeling again ? You must remember all that Heisenberg stuff when she first turned up !! I'd swear she's at it again ...... go on, fess up ...... :-)

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I can announce to the assembled throng that I believe I have found a foolproof way to detect Illegitimacy. After exhaustive laboratory testing I have found that if you remove the lid from a jar of pickled onions, and turn it upside down, all the b*st*rds fall out.

RIATOOFL ! Roll In All The Onions On Floor Laughing

Cheers, Mike.

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...

... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal

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And just like that our

And just like that our British Cafe Queen has all her minions back under her control

that even a Aussie bullet proof vest could not stop.

Always brings a grin on a face of the male minions when they hear or read a female mention

Tits even if she is just talking about a her pet  Titmouse Cool

Long Live the Queen !!

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AnnieT BCQ Chris S CDM+bar

AnnieT BCQ

Chris S CDM+bar

Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)

Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now

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MAGIC Quantum Mechanic

Mikey wrote:
Happy Thanksgiving everyone I hope you and yours are all doing well and will make it thru the day stuffed to the gills like a turkey, potato, pasta shell or whatever you choose to eat that is stuffed.

Of course! I should have had a stuffed pizza instead of a cheap thin crust.

MAGIC Quantum Mechanic wrote:

And just like that our British Cafe Queen has all her minions back under her control

that even a Aussie bullet proof vest could not stop.

Always brings a grin on a face of the male minions when they hear or read a female mention

Tits even if she is just talking about a her pet  Titmouse Cool

Long Live the Queen !!

Better a titmouse than a

 

, I think (even if the dormouse is cuter).

David

Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.

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Ah how could you not like a

Ah how could you not like a Titmouse David??

I don't get them here in the NW (but we do have a cool bird even smaller that sleeps in the vent hole under the eves on my house)  what part of the country do you live?

But your lil mouse with the furry tail does look better than the pesky mice we get here.

Yes CHRIS you can have a British Title too (not sure what that one means though) Prince bartender?

That way you can serve Dr Aussie at the bar as he tries to figure out string theory and the Many-Worlds Interpretation Cool

 

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Mike Hewson

Mike Hewson wrote:

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Cheers, Mike.

 

That vest looks like it's guaranteed to stop knives made of Styrofoam or Nerf material  )

Great equipment ...

Bill

 

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