*park nostril on coathook* If I go window-shopping, I come home with a window. It's that simple. And I assess my bum's expanse myself, thank you.
Be grateful your lady cares enough about your opinion is my opinion. And if her bum looks big in something - that's not her fault is it *cast accusing eyes around thread* If it was fine before she tried something on, tell her. It'll be the garment's fault. Some seem to harness wind in such a way that just by standing in them, you could sail a fleet of tall ships across the Atlantic with just your butt, or improvise an airbag from its general environs.
Try this:
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"It's not cut right, honey. It doesn't follow the perfection of the curve of your lower back.
*find 'the perfection' and lightly run your finger down it*
how can it possibly do your ar*e justice if it can't get even that right?
*nibble her ear*
You deserve better than the balloon that design delivers"
Leave out the balloon bit if she seems to like other aspects of the dress though. Or if the problem is more one of uneven seaming/weaving tension. This is distinguishable by her developing a somewhat corrugated effect to her soft bits and a fleeting thought going through your head of a series of mountain ranges.
Glad to have been of some help.
Hello everyone :)
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.... just shoot me now.
Statistically, you'd be the least likeliest to get hit, Mike. My aim isn't too brilliant :/ but if you insist, I will do my best... :)
edit: Off to do some window shopping now, people... and to get something yellow :)
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If I go window-shopping, I come home with a window.
Yeeees rather thought that you might. Sort of makes sense really if that was what you went out to buy in the first place. If you actually wanted fish & chips that could be a bit of a pane.
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And I assess my bum's expanse myself, thank you.
Oh dearie me, that reminds me of about 30 years ago when I was at a party and chatting to a group of people, and for some inexplicable reason, which was never fathomed out, the dimensions of one chaps partner's rear end appeared in the conversation. She haughtily said "Are you telling me I've got a big bum?". You could hear a pin drop. After a few seconds of awkward silence he stuttered "No no my dear, your bum is certainly nothing to be sniffed at!" The whole room just dissolved into laughter, it was one of those occasions where you just had to be there :-))
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*find 'the perfection' and lightly run your finger down it*
*nibble her ear*
Ok, sounds good to me, but Harrods tend to frown on foreplay in public, and Marks & Spencer aren't too keen on it either.
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Leave out the balloon bit
Probably best. But how do you counter "What do you mean I probably need a size 16? I've always been a 14". Just be very careful that you don't get tempted to say "Probably when you were 14". That is instant death by excruciating means that we can't go into in polite company.
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This is distinguishable by her developing a somewhat corrugated effect to her soft bits.
Ah, that would be the push up bra being a bit too tight.
On current showing I'd be happy to take you shopping any time :-) My take is that if you like it then I'm happy with your judgement. If you're not sure and need a second opinion, it's probably not right for you anyway. You'll soon know if it was a bad buy without me needing to say anything.
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Off to do some window shopping now, people... and to get something yellow :)
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
Ooh ooh Chris S did a double post, drinks are on Chris S at the bar tonight!!!
Double Bahama Mama.
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David S I had an omelet for dinner last night, easy and good for me too!!
I cooked the remaining 2/3 of a pound of bacon before it went bad. Then I ate some of it with eggs and toast. The rest of the bacon went in a zipper bag in the fridge.
Now, why am I sitting here instead of going out and watching trains in this beautiful weather?
David
Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.
I'm busy baking an apple cake. Well, my oven is doing all the work right now. But I had to mix the batter and peel and cut the apples. It was hard :o)
The Indians are playing right now. If we win today, we set a franchise record for most wins in a row. It's actually fun to be a Cleveland fan right now.
OK guys, the card is behind the bar, I'm buying. Glasses not bottles. Sorry about that Bill, but the '47 vintage is getting quite scarce these days. Just to smell the cork coats £50.
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Now, why am I sitting here instead of going out and watching trains in this beautiful weather?
There are some questions in this universe that simply defy an answer David. Bacon in zipper bags in a fridge is one of them, and train spotting is another. Deep Thought said 42, but I doubt that helps much.
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
RE: Ooh ooh Chris S did a
He fell for my subtle plan. Muhahahaha ..... ;-)
Cheers, Mike.
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
Curses Moriarty, you win
Curses Moriarty, you win again!
Beers later :-)
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
Aha ! My plan was so subtle I
Aha ! My plan was so subtle I also knew nought of it !
Beers, Mike.
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
*park nostril on coathook* If
*park nostril on coathook* If I go window-shopping, I come home with a window. It's that simple. And I assess my bum's expanse myself, thank you.
Be grateful your lady cares enough about your opinion is my opinion. And if her bum looks big in something - that's not her fault is it *cast accusing eyes around thread* If it was fine before she tried something on, tell her. It'll be the garment's fault. Some seem to harness wind in such a way that just by standing in them, you could sail a fleet of tall ships across the Atlantic with just your butt, or improvise an airbag from its general environs.
Try this:
Leave out the balloon bit if she seems to like other aspects of the dress though. Or if the problem is more one of uneven seaming/weaving tension. This is distinguishable by her developing a somewhat corrugated effect to her soft bits and a fleeting thought going through your head of a series of mountain ranges.
Glad to have been of some help.
Hello everyone :)
Statistically, you'd be the least likeliest to get hit, Mike. My aim isn't too brilliant :/ but if you insist, I will do my best... :)
edit: Off to do some window shopping now, people... and to get something yellow :)
Please wait here. Further instructions could pile up at any time. Thank you.
RE: If I go
Yeeees rather thought that you might. Sort of makes sense really if that was what you went out to buy in the first place. If you actually wanted fish & chips that could be a bit of a pane.
Oh dearie me, that reminds me of about 30 years ago when I was at a party and chatting to a group of people, and for some inexplicable reason, which was never fathomed out, the dimensions of one chaps partner's rear end appeared in the conversation. She haughtily said "Are you telling me I've got a big bum?". You could hear a pin drop. After a few seconds of awkward silence he stuttered "No no my dear, your bum is certainly nothing to be sniffed at!" The whole room just dissolved into laughter, it was one of those occasions where you just had to be there :-))
Ok, sounds good to me, but Harrods tend to frown on foreplay in public, and Marks & Spencer aren't too keen on it either.
Probably best. But how do you counter "What do you mean I probably need a size 16? I've always been a 14". Just be very careful that you don't get tempted to say "Probably when you were 14". That is instant death by excruciating means that we can't go into in polite company.
Ah, that would be the push up bra being a bit too tight.
On current showing I'd be happy to take you shopping any time :-) My take is that if you like it then I'm happy with your judgement. If you're not sure and need a second opinion, it's probably not right for you anyway. You'll soon know if it was a bad buy without me needing to say anything.
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
RE: RE: Ooh ooh Chris S
Nice work Mike ! I'm putting in an order for
several bottles of that previously displayed
1947 Port ....
Bill
also ....Hello everyone
RE: Ooh ooh Chris S did a
Double Bahama Mama.
I cooked the remaining 2/3 of a pound of bacon before it went bad. Then I ate some of it with eggs and toast. The rest of the bacon went in a zipper bag in the fridge.
Now, why am I sitting here instead of going out and watching trains in this beautiful weather?
David
Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.
I'm busy baking an apple
I'm busy baking an apple cake. Well, my oven is doing all the work right now. But I had to mix the batter and peel and cut the apples. It was hard :o)
The Indians are playing right now. If we win today, we set a franchise record for most wins in a row. It's actually fun to be a Cleveland fan right now.
Kathryn :o)
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OK guys, the card is behind
OK guys, the card is behind the bar, I'm buying. Glasses not bottles. Sorry about that Bill, but the '47 vintage is getting quite scarce these days. Just to smell the cork coats £50.
There are some questions in this universe that simply defy an answer David. Bacon in zipper bags in a fridge is one of them, and train spotting is another. Deep Thought said 42, but I doubt that helps much.
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
RE: The Last Person To Post Here Wins - 22
Annie minion :)
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