I seek only the best professional help for my coffees from Sylvia who is the morning barista at the coffee shop in our building. This probababibly avoids any preparation issues for my capappuccicinnnooono .... :-)
So... Really wide doorways to your building...? Or does she pass your capappuccicinnnooono to you through the letterbox you're trying to navigate through...?
@Chris :)
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there needs to be two toes at once, else one falls over
Well... ordinarily... but they can be quite hazardous things toes... *perplexed and vaguely disappointed-with-toes-sigh* ... particularly when one get's ... hmmm... another appearance of the random apostrophe... odd. Very odd ...when one gets left behind a bit... or folds itself up under the rest of your foot, where it then acts like a spring loaded catapult.
@David :)
Yes, the not-had-nearly-enough-sleep thing is where my ability to bounce out of bed became my ability to commando roll into a general splat on the floor beside it... before working my way from there...
It has several advantages :) Rarely results in a toe fold catapult down the stairs for example... nor a tripping-over-a-trailing-duvet and headbutting the wardrobe on the way there...
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probababibly
A supreme improvement! :) *multiple whoopity golf claps* !!!! :)
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Well... ordinarily... but they can be quite hazardous things toes... *perplexed and vaguely disappointed-with-toes-sigh* ... particularly when one get's ... hmmm... another appearance of the random apostrophe... odd. Very odd ...when one gets left behind a bit... or folds itself up under the rest of your foot, where it then acts like a spring loaded catapult.
Have you reported this mysterious occurence here ''''
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my ability to bounce out of bed became my ability to commando roll into a general splat on the floor beside it
Remind me to talk to you about that.
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Rarely results in a toe fold catapult down the stairs for example... nor a tripping-over-a-trailing-duvet and headbutting the wardrobe on the way there...
And that as well. The neighbours are enquiring about the sounds emanating from the boudoir along the lines of "Wow that was one heck of an athletic performance".
Have you reported this mysterious occurence here ''''
Well... it said I could...
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You may contact John Richards at:
The Chairman,
The Apostrophe Protection Society,
23 Vauxhall Road, Boston, Lincs.
PE21 0JB
United Kingdom
So I've made a start... :)
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Dear John Richard's
A frien'd 'recommen'de'd you're web'si't'e. Hes ca'lle'd Chri's. Its goo'd 'to know your available shoul'd I 'requi're a's'si's'tance.
Thank's.
Will let you know how it goes :)
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my ability to bounce out of bed became my ability to commando roll into a general splat on the floor beside it
Remind me to talk to you about that.
*write "splat" on hand so as not to forget*
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Rarely results in a toe fold catapult down the stairs for example... nor a tripping-over-a-trailing-duvet and headbutting the wardrobe on the way there...
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And that as well. The neighbours are enquiring about the sounds emanating from the boudoir along the lines of "Wow that was one heck of an athletic performance".
Popping next door with "splat neighbours" on one's hand is not to be recommended.
Well yes...
I know that now.
*stare uncompromisingly into monitor*
Thank you for pointing it out so late in the proceedings... *sniff - elevation angle - 45 degrees* Absolutely invaluable it was...
Do come rushing by seven hours after the next "let's save an anniet from herself" incident won't you...
Still, never mind, I have something up my sleeve :)
Not literally. That would get a trifle sticky, and possibly not too hygienic as a cat did tunnel along it earlier, but I am going to offer them my chelsea buns... and see what happens.
They've worked before, and they'll do so again I reckon :)
There :) And these are for you lot...
Depending on bun nibbling habits, wolfers should get... well... a few good wolfs and a sticky end to their nose, unrollers, nearly two feet... and no sticky nose...
Unless you've gone wrong somewhere, or you're trying a chameleon impression, in which case you'll get a sticky chin too...
Oh... and most of your face will join it when the tongue part of your impression begins to disintegrate and you save the whole bun edifice by slapping it against your face.
[/anniet advice session]
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As you know I am a Danish fancier, but those scrolls make me think of hay bales which I see all the time around the district. I hadn't realised what an art form they have become generally :
otherwise, Thunderbirds are go :
... with Annie looking rather assertive. There goes the neighbourhood ....
Cheers, Mike.
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
Sees chelsea buns...(cinnamon and lemon or just cinnamon??) guess I'll find out ;)
Hmm...
Since it's 2 am here, and the danishes over in Seti is down cafe are stale, think i'll sneak some milk and one of these for a early morning breakfast.
Leaves note saying "Thanks Anniet"
Carefully maneuvers to empty booth, opens the early morning newpaper (yes I prefer the feel of paper to the glaring of backlight when reading about things that happen overnight)
Puts in headphones and turns on some tunes as not to disturb sleepers
Considerably more zzzzzzzz-y
)
Considerably more zzzzzzzz-y today. Gotta quit staying awake so late.
David
Miserable old git
Patiently waiting for the asteroid with my name on it.
RE: Following two tips at
)
... there needs to be two toes at once, else one falls over ....
Ah, now don't tell me ...
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
@Mike :) RE: I seek only
)
@Mike :)
So... Really wide doorways to your building...? Or does she pass your capappuccicinnnooono to you through the letterbox you're trying to navigate through...?
@Chris :)
Well... ordinarily... but they can be quite hazardous things toes... *perplexed and vaguely disappointed-with-toes-sigh* ... particularly when one get's ... hmmm... another appearance of the random apostrophe... odd. Very odd ...when one gets left behind a bit... or folds itself up under the rest of your foot, where it then acts like a spring loaded catapult.
@David :)
Yes, the not-had-nearly-enough-sleep thing is where my ability to bounce out of bed became my ability to commando roll into a general splat on the floor beside it... before working my way from there...
It has several advantages :) Rarely results in a toe fold catapult down the stairs for example... nor a tripping-over-a-trailing-duvet and headbutting the wardrobe on the way there...
edit:
A supreme improvement! :) *multiple whoopity golf claps* !!!! :)
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RE: Well... ordinarily...
)
Have you reported this mysterious occurence here ''''
Remind me to talk to you about that.
And that as well. The neighbours are enquiring about the sounds emanating from the boudoir along the lines of "Wow that was one heck of an athletic performance".
Whoopity??? Okaaayyy Ahhhh!
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
RE: Have you reported this
)
Well... it said I could...
So I've made a start... :)
Will let you know how it goes :)
*write "splat" on hand so as not to forget*
*write "neighbours" on hand so as not to forget*
Heh heh :) a mystified earthling... *spot hand* *blink*
How odd.
Um... Just popping next door ...
....................
:/
There may have been a misunderstanding...
I remember now. Silly me :)
*cross off neighbours...*
*...and replace with Chris*
:)))
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'ello Annie, back to form I
)
'ello Annie, back to form I see :-)
Popping next door with "splat neighbours" on one's hand is not to be recommended.
Presumably from the Xmas card list.
Story of my life folks ....
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
RE: Popping next door with
)
Well yes...
I know that now.
*stare uncompromisingly into monitor*
Thank you for pointing it out so late in the proceedings... *sniff - elevation angle - 45 degrees* Absolutely invaluable it was...
Do come rushing by seven hours after the next "let's save an anniet from herself" incident won't you...
Still, never mind, I have something up my sleeve :)
Not literally. That would get a trifle sticky, and possibly not too hygienic as a cat did tunnel along it earlier, but I am going to offer them my chelsea buns... and see what happens.
They've worked before, and they'll do so again I reckon :)
There :) And these are for you lot...
Depending on bun nibbling habits, wolfers should get... well... a few good wolfs and a sticky end to their nose, unrollers, nearly two feet... and no sticky nose...
Unless you've gone wrong somewhere, or you're trying a chameleon impression, in which case you'll get a sticky chin too...
Oh... and most of your face will join it when the tongue part of your impression begins to disintegrate and you save the whole bun edifice by slapping it against your face.
[/anniet advice session]
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RE: Do come rushing by
)
Ah I was posting on Seti at the time when the call came. (UTC-7) Always happy to be of help :-)
That would be your army?
Waiting for Godot & salvation :-)
Why do doctors have to practice?
You'd think they'd have got it right by now
As you know I am a Danish
)
As you know I am a Danish fancier, but those scrolls make me think of hay bales which I see all the time around the district. I hadn't realised what an art form they have become generally :
otherwise, Thunderbirds are go :
... with Annie looking rather assertive. There goes the neighbourhood ....
Cheers, Mike.
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter ...
... and my other CPU is a Ryzen 5950X :-) Blaise Pascal
RE: There :) And these
)
Sees chelsea buns...(cinnamon and lemon or just cinnamon??) guess I'll find out ;)
Hmm...
Since it's 2 am here, and the danishes over in Seti is down cafe are stale, think i'll sneak some milk and one of these for a early morning breakfast.
Leaves note saying "Thanks Anniet"
Carefully maneuvers to empty booth, opens the early morning newpaper (yes I prefer the feel of paper to the glaring of backlight when reading about things that happen overnight)
Puts in headphones and turns on some tunes as not to disturb sleepers