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Lord_Vader
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27 Jun 2006 16:59:52 UTC
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    Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that 3 Brazilian soldiers had been killed in Iraq.

    To everyone's amazement, all of the color ran from Bush's face, and he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering. Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld, "Just exactly how many is a brazillion?

    Fear will keep the local systems in line. Fear of this battle station. - Grand Moff Tarkin

    somebodley
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    Presidential Briefing

    27 Jun 2006 19:07:17 UTC
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      Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that 3 Brazilian soldiers had been killed in Iraq.
      To everyone's amazement, all of the color ran from Bush's face, and he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering. Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld, "Just exactly how many is a brazillion?


      Hey! LV! ... my main man!
      That post went way above the heads of the Republicans who dominate this Forum!!!
      They are still probably trying to work out if your post was a joke or not!!!!!
      ;-D
      LMAOUIH

      Barrie
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      RE: That post went way

      27 Jun 2006 19:10:59 UTC
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        That post went way above the heads of the Republicans who dominate this Forum!!!

        LMAOUIH

        They do? I'd better get out of here, before they smell the AmericaBlog.com on me!

        Dead men don't get the baby washed. HTH

        paul milton
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        im sorry, it just took me 10

        27 Jun 2006 20:25:57 UTC
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          im sorry, it just took me 10 minutes to get off the floor. im still laughing. oh man my ribs hurt!

          seeing without seeing is something the blind learn to do, and seeing beyond vision can be a gift.

          MICHAEL
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          Loved it! I have sent it to

          27 Jun 2006 20:38:01 UTC
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            Loved it! I have sent it to about 25 people by e-mail already. You are not alone!

            "We must be the change we wish to see."

            Mahatma Gandhi

            Lord_Vader
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            Glad you liked it. :-) If

            27 Jun 2006 20:44:51 UTC
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              Glad you liked it. :-)

              If anyone is interested, I posted the same joke and added some pictures at the other forum I frequent.

              http://forums.freshalloy.com/showthread.php?t=151676

              Fear will keep the local systems in line. Fear of this battle station. - Grand Moff Tarkin

              John Hunt
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              RE: Donald Rumsfeld briefed

              27 Jun 2006 20:48:49 UTC
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                Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that 3 Brazilian soldiers had been killed in Iraq.

                To everyone's amazement, all of the color ran from Bush's face, and he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering. Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld, "Just exactly how many is a brazillion?

                Bush? Who he?

                Looks like your brother, DV......

                [B@H] Ray
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                New Diet

                27 Jun 2006 22:51:32 UTC
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                  New Diet


                  Try the Pizza@Home project, good crunching.

                  KSMarksPsych
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                  oh god... that is too

                  28 Jun 2006 4:21:51 UTC
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                    oh god...

                    that is too funny.

                    i'm gonna send it to my mother. should p her off really good.

                    when she complains i tell her i voted for the other guy...

                    ::wipes tears from eyes::

                    thanks for the laugh. i needed it today.

                    Kathryn :o)

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                    John Hunt
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                    RE: Presidential Briefing

                    28 Jun 2006 8:08:26 UTC
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                      KSMarksPsych
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                      RE: Please return him

                      28 Jun 2006 12:06:36 UTC
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                        Please return him immediately.

                        I lived in Tx when he was gov. I made sure I voted against him in the first election. I made sure other people voted against him in the second election.

                        How many more years?

                        Kathryn :o)

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